"Aunt Bastard" (Teka)
@threadwright.bsky.social
Professional costume tech and IATSE union thug. Will not give up a ship (nautical or otherwise).
Excruciatingly bad at keeping the freakshow talk to a careful minimum.
Send glitter. And cupcakes.
Excruciatingly bad at keeping the freakshow talk to a careful minimum.
Send glitter. And cupcakes.
I have been referring to this as the “hypothetically grained fabric” because “I *think* the grain is about here” but from this edge who could fuxkin’ tell?
January 10, 2025 at 7:51 PM
I have been referring to this as the “hypothetically grained fabric” because “I *think* the grain is about here” but from this edge who could fuxkin’ tell?
Happy Yule from Ornament Vessel and I. (Family tradition is I get/make an ornament every year, and this was this year’s offering, pun fully intended)
December 25, 2024 at 2:50 AM
Happy Yule from Ornament Vessel and I. (Family tradition is I get/make an ornament every year, and this was this year’s offering, pun fully intended)
Now available to be the Responsible Adult Friend for your warehouse raves.
December 23, 2024 at 12:03 AM
Now available to be the Responsible Adult Friend for your warehouse raves.
Reasons I’m qualified to work wardrobe for a sleep token tour (iykyk)
March 29, 2024 at 6:47 PM
Reasons I’m qualified to work wardrobe for a sleep token tour (iykyk)
Keep the freakshow talk to a careful minimum:
December 24, 2023 at 11:45 PM
Keep the freakshow talk to a careful minimum:
I tried presale. I tried regular sale. They are already listed on Stub Hub. I would like this concert ticketing system to burn to the goddamn ground.
December 15, 2023 at 5:13 PM
I tried presale. I tried regular sale. They are already listed on Stub Hub. I would like this concert ticketing system to burn to the goddamn ground.
I’ve been told the caption on this one is “Dreaming of the Bigtime”
November 26, 2023 at 4:30 PM
I’ve been told the caption on this one is “Dreaming of the Bigtime”
The amalgamation of craftwork that I’ve managed to get passable at comes in handy again. Have I ever done bead embroidery before? No, but I’ve beaded and embroidered, so how hard could it *really* be to figure out? 🧶
November 26, 2023 at 6:58 AM
The amalgamation of craftwork that I’ve managed to get passable at comes in handy again. Have I ever done bead embroidery before? No, but I’ve beaded and embroidered, so how hard could it *really* be to figure out? 🧶
Excuse me may I talk to you about this “knitting” you seem to be doing with my string?🧶
November 24, 2023 at 11:48 PM
Excuse me may I talk to you about this “knitting” you seem to be doing with my string?🧶
I mean, they’re going to look DOPE, but my god the pieced elastic work, I did it to myself and I regret it.
November 20, 2023 at 3:00 AM
I mean, they’re going to look DOPE, but my god the pieced elastic work, I did it to myself and I regret it.
Spent today trying to make black cargo/tactical pants interesting and stretchy at the same time. I am still unsure if I’ve succeeded at it. (I will also have to *make* them at some point, so I’m also trying not to go Full Bizarre) 🧶
October 31, 2023 at 5:33 AM
Spent today trying to make black cargo/tactical pants interesting and stretchy at the same time. I am still unsure if I’ve succeeded at it. (I will also have to *make* them at some point, so I’m also trying not to go Full Bizarre) 🧶
I would rules lawyer the game and go with Princess Leia’s throne room dress.
(If I wanted to be a real problem I’d invoke the Bucky Barnes is a Disney Princess clause for a leather jacket and stompy boots.) i.redd.it/pvsg6ar9o1p6...
(If I wanted to be a real problem I’d invoke the Bucky Barnes is a Disney Princess clause for a leather jacket and stompy boots.) i.redd.it/pvsg6ar9o1p6...
October 30, 2023 at 4:47 AM
I would rules lawyer the game and go with Princess Leia’s throne room dress.
(If I wanted to be a real problem I’d invoke the Bucky Barnes is a Disney Princess clause for a leather jacket and stompy boots.) i.redd.it/pvsg6ar9o1p6...
(If I wanted to be a real problem I’d invoke the Bucky Barnes is a Disney Princess clause for a leather jacket and stompy boots.) i.redd.it/pvsg6ar9o1p6...
In case anyone was wondering, my brand remains strong:
October 28, 2023 at 4:40 AM
In case anyone was wondering, my brand remains strong:
Right now I’m debating if I need this:
October 3, 2023 at 4:58 PM
Right now I’m debating if I need this:
That bizarre pointy white hat? IT WAS A REAL THING.
(Portrait of a Lady with Squirrel and Starling by Hans Holbein)
(Portrait of a Lady with Squirrel and Starling by Hans Holbein)
September 26, 2023 at 4:17 AM
That bizarre pointy white hat? IT WAS A REAL THING.
(Portrait of a Lady with Squirrel and Starling by Hans Holbein)
(Portrait of a Lady with Squirrel and Starling by Hans Holbein)
My Pinterest did a thing that sort of delighted me:
September 18, 2023 at 4:30 AM
My Pinterest did a thing that sort of delighted me:
okay so the "skeet your professional headshot" do you want the one that was TAKEN by a professional or the one I actually USE in professional settings, because you should know what you're in for.
September 16, 2023 at 6:11 PM
okay so the "skeet your professional headshot" do you want the one that was TAKEN by a professional or the one I actually USE in professional settings, because you should know what you're in for.
Look, even Oldey Timey Girls on Rollerskates get it. Don't be a goddamn scab.
September 15, 2023 at 5:26 AM
Look, even Oldey Timey Girls on Rollerskates get it. Don't be a goddamn scab.
I'm still just using "Girl Dinner" as a euphemism for "Dude I Would Eat Alive"
exhibit 1:
exhibit 1:
September 15, 2023 at 5:25 AM
I'm still just using "Girl Dinner" as a euphemism for "Dude I Would Eat Alive"
exhibit 1:
exhibit 1:
Using an image, show a movie you are sure you have watched more than ten times
September 10, 2023 at 4:13 AM
Using an image, show a movie you are sure you have watched more than ten times
Today, we make hats. (This is going to be a campaign cover for a friend with a 25.75” head circumference. He’s like 6’4, and also has to custom buy shoes. (The second one for Friend 2 is 23.75” but he just has a big head) 🧶
September 3, 2023 at 9:46 PM
Today, we make hats. (This is going to be a campaign cover for a friend with a 25.75” head circumference. He’s like 6’4, and also has to custom buy shoes. (The second one for Friend 2 is 23.75” but he just has a big head) 🧶
I now have in my possession TWO raincoat arms WITH SEAMS SEALED, I am unstoppable. (I ordered this fabric almost a year ago, and am just now like oh, it's about to rain more again, I should maybe get to this.)
September 3, 2023 at 5:48 AM
I now have in my possession TWO raincoat arms WITH SEAMS SEALED, I am unstoppable. (I ordered this fabric almost a year ago, and am just now like oh, it's about to rain more again, I should maybe get to this.)
Are you a musical theater geek? If so reskeet with your top 4 soundtracks (stage, not screen)
Quick, guess what my non-theater major was.
Quick, guess what my non-theater major was.
August 27, 2023 at 4:42 AM
Are you a musical theater geek? If so reskeet with your top 4 soundtracks (stage, not screen)
Quick, guess what my non-theater major was.
Quick, guess what my non-theater major was.
reskeet with a you meme
August 26, 2023 at 6:22 AM
reskeet with a you meme
it's the song listing that fully exposes the full extent of the adhd flavored complete nuttery.
August 25, 2023 at 5:13 AM
it's the song listing that fully exposes the full extent of the adhd flavored complete nuttery.