threadass 🪡🥨
@threadass.bsky.social
i feel fine & i feel good; lovely little pseudo luddite ✨
My tummy is soooo swole from RIBALTA 🍕
April 26, 2023 at 5:03 AM
My tummy is soooo swole from RIBALTA 🍕
My gaydar sucks but I can pick a hillsdale alum out of a crowd in milliseconds
April 25, 2023 at 9:33 PM
My gaydar sucks but I can pick a hillsdale alum out of a crowd in milliseconds
If one thing is certain, it’s that I will over or under salt my pasta water
April 25, 2023 at 9:32 PM
If one thing is certain, it’s that I will over or under salt my pasta water
I am a spray tan pro. I might be going thru wild weight gain due to uncontrollable hormonal shifts from these annoying fucking surgeries I’ve had, but I WILL be tan and it WILL make me look ~5-10lbs slimmer SO HELP ME GAWD
April 25, 2023 at 9:32 PM
I am a spray tan pro. I might be going thru wild weight gain due to uncontrollable hormonal shifts from these annoying fucking surgeries I’ve had, but I WILL be tan and it WILL make me look ~5-10lbs slimmer SO HELP ME GAWD
Cheez-its are my kryptonite
April 25, 2023 at 9:31 PM
Cheez-its are my kryptonite
Keep forgetting this app exists should I just repost some selected tweets?
April 25, 2023 at 9:31 PM
Keep forgetting this app exists should I just repost some selected tweets?
I’m an Apple Music gal over Spotify. Will I be Bluesky gal over Twitter? 🤔
April 14, 2023 at 6:15 PM
I’m an Apple Music gal over Spotify. Will I be Bluesky gal over Twitter? 🤔
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it may not mean nothin to yall
April 13, 2023 at 2:25 AM
it may not mean nothin to yall
I really do not have the bandwidth for two social media platforms, wish I could just auto export my tweets w a plug-in 🙄
April 11, 2023 at 5:26 AM
I really do not have the bandwidth for two social media platforms, wish I could just auto export my tweets w a plug-in 🙄