You know, we rightfully have a good laugh over mismanaged movies like The Room or Troll 2. But 70s television is full of gems that are as bad or far worse. And most of them feature Sonny Bono at some point.

Nearly every shot of the picture presents a plot hole or incongruity of monumental stupidty. No character's actions are reasonable. And since only this weird first-class cabin appears, you never once accept that this is taking place on an airplane.

No musical version?

My favorite kind of crime!

I'm having a hard time imagining what an ironic appreciation of the Beatles would look like. Only liking the tracks that Yoko sang on?

Replace the rebar with one of those styrofoam pool noodles as an accurate representation of the people's impotence.

Belief in angels is at 69%.

Angels.

I always wondered who was reading Harvey comics.

Just how many gas station hot dogs was this passenger supposed to endure?

He's from the "I just do as I'm told" school of illustration. No wonder Stan loved him.

Romita's company boy mentality has always left me cold. Despite his obvious talent, his career has him mostly associated with the most blatantly commercial Marvel output. Spidey hanging out with the Easter Bunny in a 7-11 promotion for the Super Bowl, etc.

Note that the magician is neither "very prominent" nor "high-profile." Real artists never get any respect.

Ghostwritten by Gore Vidal?

Fun, too!

Well, yes, I am. But just to be clear, that is NOT me in the photo. I was never that cool.