This! I'll post a pic of it finished. It's great. But I'm at 70% full on my legs and I'm not sure I have the mettle for the rest.

Cause we fucking love dong, man, what's so hard to understand??

That's actually how we have sex here because we don't have heating

You deserve it now question you are a wonderful person

What happens if you (or a British guy you know) puts their dick onto the floor????

It's never nice to be petty. It isn't the better thing to do. It isn't flattering. But also fuck it and fuck them and I hope you're feeling on top of it right now!

If I was a tough bit of beef that really didn't want to be in an Irish stew I'd be worried

100 days of filmed rejection so they can put it on IG reels for 12 likes. The rest of it is for the love of the game.

This is also totally subjective and there was so many people that wouldn't agree with you at all. I'm sorry you can feel down on yourself like this 💙

Every hetero male will have these thoughts but it's about what you do with that energy. Spew hate online, or sign up to a online 'rizz course' and do the 100 days of rejection challenge.

But yeah. It never occurred to me that is probably why they're so tetchy 😅