To be fair, it IS a gig in Scarborough.

I'm still pitching the sequel. @lawriebrewster.bsky.social Anyway, backed Mr. Whispers, as should everyone!

Top stories on OutsideLeft.com at the moment: @momuspda.bsky.social not sure why that's popped up again! Burials and Beyond with Kate Cherrell @katecherrell.bsky.social Discerning readers!

According to a Pearson advert this is a Year 11 pupil i.e. 15 or 16.

So if police start to look young it means you're getting old, god knows what it means when Year 11 pupils look like the 30 something lead singer of a cover band. I don't even think I look this old.

Apparently I score highly for Alexithymia, let's add that to the dysfunctionality pile. #alexithymia I guess?

Not without laughing.

Worth a re-read every so often.
Still probably the funniest news story I know of.
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What's that? You want a... Father's Day present?, yeah, that works, for a fan of obscure music? Why not buy my two books about Momus, either Folktronics covering the late 90s/00s poniesandhorsesbooks.com/product/folk... or Famous For Fifteen People www.collectiveinkbooks.com/zer0-books/o...

Goodreads asked me for a 2-sentence horror story.

Epitomising our entire messed up culture since 1973:
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