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Bip Boiny
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Advent calendars are like Hannukah for straight people
December 18, 2025 at 2:03 PM
A kiss from my gorgeous would heal me
December 15, 2025 at 5:15 AM
College football teams should be drafted every year from the entire student body. Anyones eligible to play. I wanna see Bio Engineering Majors kickin field goals.
December 11, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Youngest person in this LJS ( Long John Silver's ) by a quarter mile
November 6, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Antifa Arby's: We have the streets
October 21, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Do not get a vasectomy at Chuck E. Cheese
October 1, 2025 at 6:26 PM
My beaver creaks
August 23, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Force femming my dog cause he a bitch
August 10, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Americans have real culture. The 9 inning, 9 beer, 9 hotdog challenge proves that. What do Europeans have? 2 wines, 2 halves, 2 World Wars lost? 🤣🤣🤣🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲
June 10, 2025 at 2:29 PM
I have decided to get closer to God so that when I die I can laugh as MAGA burns in hell
May 29, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Asking santa for custody
May 17, 2025 at 6:28 AM
Takin a long ass shi in the airport cause I aint got nothin but shi to do. Look at this view tho
May 9, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Also, religious freedom is dead
April 22, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Christians make the most noise for the least oppressed group in modern history. They must have really strong, unshakable, beliefs.
April 22, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Her pussy gave me a discharge 🫡 Aye Aye Captain!
March 19, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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big things are coming
March 11, 2025 at 12:11 AM
If I am to die on any toilet, may it be on this one. The lush green walls remind me of childhood pastures roamed and explored. The spackled green tile like a maze of tree tops with white clouds dotting a spring sky. Here I feel serenity. Here is ultimate peace. If I am to die here, I will be ready
March 10, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Crying is for queers 😭
March 3, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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I think a kiss from a woman would lift the curse
February 16, 2025 at 7:14 AM
I dont like how avacados look like on pizza 🥑🍕 I dont like seafood.
February 9, 2025 at 7:25 PM
You slide into her dms to shoot your shot, I slide into her dms with a partner reviewed essay. Call my partner my scope 🔬🔬🔬
February 6, 2025 at 11:04 PM
I need to be dicked down and fucked up
January 31, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Yeast on my dick cause I stuck it in this bread 💸💸💸🥲
January 28, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Have to poop but just put a pizza in 🥲
January 17, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Gender is not whats in your pants, its how you drive.
January 6, 2025 at 5:36 AM