ThoughtSmith
@thoughtsmith.bsky.social
Illinois educator fighting the stupidity pandemic on the frontlines. I Teach for a living and learn for fun. Forging clever thoughts with a dash of sarcasm.
Impeccable timing
January 25, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Impeccable timing
This is going to make the alcohol industry and their lobbyists do some crazy things
January 17, 2025 at 3:59 AM
This is going to make the alcohol industry and their lobbyists do some crazy things
No chance he doesn’t notice the eyes and throw ketchup at the wall
January 17, 2025 at 2:58 AM
No chance he doesn’t notice the eyes and throw ketchup at the wall
Did you know: Starlink significantly contributes to the risk of Kessler Syndrome due to having over 7,000 active satellites and plans for tens of thousands more. As the density of objects in low orbit increases, it raises the likelihood of collisions that could trigger a debris cascade
Thanks Elon!
Thanks Elon!
December 28, 2024 at 3:59 PM
Did you know: Starlink significantly contributes to the risk of Kessler Syndrome due to having over 7,000 active satellites and plans for tens of thousands more. As the density of objects in low orbit increases, it raises the likelihood of collisions that could trigger a debris cascade
Thanks Elon!
Thanks Elon!
What are the chances this is why Trump is talking about Panama?
December 28, 2024 at 2:06 AM
What are the chances this is why Trump is talking about Panama?
Denmark with the clap back to Trump👏🏻
December 27, 2024 at 3:44 AM
Denmark with the clap back to Trump👏🏻
What are the odds the orange bandit is talking about Panama bc he heard about this from a friend of his?
December 27, 2024 at 3:36 AM
What are the odds the orange bandit is talking about Panama bc he heard about this from a friend of his?
But the egg prices!
December 27, 2024 at 3:34 AM
But the egg prices!
Is the AI replacement already underway or are we on the precipice of a recession?
December 27, 2024 at 3:34 AM
Is the AI replacement already underway or are we on the precipice of a recession?
Same with Zelda!
December 25, 2024 at 3:16 AM
Same with Zelda!
Whose idea was it to boycott sports on Xmas eve? One sporting event the entire day while everyone else plays on Xmas day is dumb. Somebody please take ownership of Xmas eve next year.
December 25, 2024 at 2:06 AM
Whose idea was it to boycott sports on Xmas eve? One sporting event the entire day while everyone else plays on Xmas day is dumb. Somebody please take ownership of Xmas eve next year.
CNN has officially lost their legitimacy
December 25, 2024 at 1:58 AM
CNN has officially lost their legitimacy
Soooooo Matt Gaetz?
December 25, 2024 at 1:51 AM
Soooooo Matt Gaetz?
Desantis told her to beat it
December 23, 2024 at 3:52 AM
Desantis told her to beat it