Several Neuroses in a Trenchcoat
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We taught our 8yo to boo every time she touches the puck. The A/V team at our arena played a clip of her getting her shit rocked as a "Highlight of the Second" during intermission when the Frost played here last
January 27, 2026 at 7:39 PM
We taught our 8yo to boo every time she touches the puck. The A/V team at our arena played a clip of her getting her shit rocked as a "Highlight of the Second" during intermission when the Frost played here last
Face as wrinkly as her brain is smooth 🥰
January 26, 2026 at 2:16 AM
Face as wrinkly as her brain is smooth 🥰
Ah yes, I see the ADHD need to go fast prompting the *also* ADHD need to correct our mistakes 😅😜
January 20, 2026 at 4:46 PM
Ah yes, I see the ADHD need to go fast prompting the *also* ADHD need to correct our mistakes 😅😜
I literally reverse engineered my official diagnosis from my daughter's. Went to my doc, laid out my own experience, and then capped it with "We just had our daughter formally diagnosed, and I know there's a hereditary component." Walked out with a vyvanse prescription 🤣
January 20, 2026 at 2:24 PM
I literally reverse engineered my official diagnosis from my daughter's. Went to my doc, laid out my own experience, and then capped it with "We just had our daughter formally diagnosed, and I know there's a hereditary component." Walked out with a vyvanse prescription 🤣
"How did you get your ADHD diagnosis?"
"Peer review"
"Peer review"
January 20, 2026 at 1:46 PM
"How did you get your ADHD diagnosis?"
"Peer review"
"Peer review"
I like a good smoked brisket on a crusty french roll with arugula, crispy onion strings, mustard bbq sauce, and provolone
January 11, 2026 at 4:36 AM
I like a good smoked brisket on a crusty french roll with arugula, crispy onion strings, mustard bbq sauce, and provolone
Ba-bear-lon 5 was inspired though, tbh 🤣
January 11, 2026 at 4:29 AM
Ba-bear-lon 5 was inspired though, tbh 🤣
We're definitely more lax about what constitutes a cottage, but there's also a certain amount of... self-deprecation? in how we use other terms. Like, a cottage could be anything up to a fully winterized McMansion, but "the lake house" is almost always a shack that's more termite mound, than lumber
January 9, 2026 at 4:17 PM
We're definitely more lax about what constitutes a cottage, but there's also a certain amount of... self-deprecation? in how we use other terms. Like, a cottage could be anything up to a fully winterized McMansion, but "the lake house" is almost always a shack that's more termite mound, than lumber
For a hotdog at home, it's white bun, half a processed cheese slice, onions, ketchup, and lots of yellow mustard.
Hotdog cart sausage is on whatever bun they've got, mayo, onion/saurkraut, and bbq sauce if they've got it
At the BBQ, I'm toasting the bun, then just ketchup, mustard, and pickle relish
Hotdog cart sausage is on whatever bun they've got, mayo, onion/saurkraut, and bbq sauce if they've got it
At the BBQ, I'm toasting the bun, then just ketchup, mustard, and pickle relish
January 9, 2026 at 3:53 PM
For a hotdog at home, it's white bun, half a processed cheese slice, onions, ketchup, and lots of yellow mustard.
Hotdog cart sausage is on whatever bun they've got, mayo, onion/saurkraut, and bbq sauce if they've got it
At the BBQ, I'm toasting the bun, then just ketchup, mustard, and pickle relish
Hotdog cart sausage is on whatever bun they've got, mayo, onion/saurkraut, and bbq sauce if they've got it
At the BBQ, I'm toasting the bun, then just ketchup, mustard, and pickle relish
Doggo!
January 7, 2026 at 11:20 PM
Doggo!
TBF, the clip ends right before Seridan tells Ivanova it wasn't loaded, but *so many* other shows wouldn't have bothered with the physical detail, and just let it be dialogue
January 1, 2026 at 6:26 AM
TBF, the clip ends right before Seridan tells Ivanova it wasn't loaded, but *so many* other shows wouldn't have bothered with the physical detail, and just let it be dialogue
Ok, well *now* I'm envisioning am anthology-style show where every 2-6 episodes cover an important-if-peripheral event from Star Trek history.
December 31, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Ok, well *now* I'm envisioning am anthology-style show where every 2-6 episodes cover an important-if-peripheral event from Star Trek history.
And we all know that doesnt end well
what-if.xkcd.com/4/
what-if.xkcd.com/4/
A Mole of Moles
what-if.xkcd.com
December 31, 2025 at 2:50 PM
And we all know that doesnt end well
what-if.xkcd.com/4/
what-if.xkcd.com/4/
In the context of a chemistry joke, it took me a hot second to remember that moles are also small mammals 😅
December 31, 2025 at 2:07 PM
In the context of a chemistry joke, it took me a hot second to remember that moles are also small mammals 😅
Not to mention that "warning" about any such suspension only serves to normalize it in advance
December 31, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Not to mention that "warning" about any such suspension only serves to normalize it in advance
My favourite part of that scene is the prop work. If you're paying attention, you can see the ammo cap is missing from the pistol as he hands it to the dock worker, and then he's palming it back in as he sits down next to Ivanova
December 31, 2025 at 5:14 AM
My favourite part of that scene is the prop work. If you're paying attention, you can see the ammo cap is missing from the pistol as he hands it to the dock worker, and then he's palming it back in as he sits down next to Ivanova
TNG-era Star Trek: The Cardassian War done as a mini-series aboard the USS Rutledge.
December 31, 2025 at 1:40 AM
TNG-era Star Trek: The Cardassian War done as a mini-series aboard the USS Rutledge.
Pacific Rim dared to ask the question "What would happen if western-style mecha conceived a baby with eastern-style mecha at an orgy hosted by a magical-girl team, and then Godzilla was the midwife?" and the world is richer for it
December 30, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Pacific Rim dared to ask the question "What would happen if western-style mecha conceived a baby with eastern-style mecha at an orgy hosted by a magical-girl team, and then Godzilla was the midwife?" and the world is richer for it
It's also super easy to redirect without literally ignoring your child. "Is that how you're supposed to get my attention?"
December 28, 2025 at 12:41 AM
It's also super easy to redirect without literally ignoring your child. "Is that how you're supposed to get my attention?"
Never in my life would I have expected "Santa Claus: Origins" could be such a beautiful film, and yet there it is. Klaus is a yearly tradition around here
December 19, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Never in my life would I have expected "Santa Claus: Origins" could be such a beautiful film, and yet there it is. Klaus is a yearly tradition around here
Wanting to make a Calvin & Hobbes movie means that he fundamentally *does not get* Calvin & Hobbes
December 19, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Wanting to make a Calvin & Hobbes movie means that he fundamentally *does not get* Calvin & Hobbes
Four Weddings and a Grinch
December 18, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Four Weddings and a Grinch
When I was working in restaurants, I had a coworker who modified that: wander into the kitchen pretending to look for the bathroom
December 17, 2025 at 12:16 AM
When I was working in restaurants, I had a coworker who modified that: wander into the kitchen pretending to look for the bathroom
I think an argument can be made that having/allowing a *civilian* crew complement is perfectly reasonable. In a post-scarcity society, presumably they all chose to be there. However, allowing *children* to live aboard ship is morally indefensible. For exhibit A, I offer Annika "Seven of Nine" Hansen
December 12, 2025 at 3:22 PM
I think an argument can be made that having/allowing a *civilian* crew complement is perfectly reasonable. In a post-scarcity society, presumably they all chose to be there. However, allowing *children* to live aboard ship is morally indefensible. For exhibit A, I offer Annika "Seven of Nine" Hansen