Dawn
@thoughtfloss.bsky.social
Exceedingly curious. Mildly Morbid. Lover of puns
#IfItWasntForScience
I, you, and a large part of the population wouldn't be here. And we probably wouldn't have PopRocks, either.
I, you, and a large part of the population wouldn't be here. And we probably wouldn't have PopRocks, either.
November 10, 2025 at 9:09 PM
#IfItWasntForScience
I, you, and a large part of the population wouldn't be here. And we probably wouldn't have PopRocks, either.
I, you, and a large part of the population wouldn't be here. And we probably wouldn't have PopRocks, either.
A cozy bed
#AttractsMeLikeNoOther
#AttractsMeLikeNoOther
a woman in a towel is jumping on a bed with the words `` time to sleep honey '' written above her .
ALT: a woman in a towel is jumping on a bed with the words `` time to sleep honey '' written above her .
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May 25, 2025 at 10:08 PM
A cozy bed
#AttractsMeLikeNoOther
#AttractsMeLikeNoOther
We #WentIntoTheForest. I came back out. I sure will miss him.
May 23, 2025 at 10:49 PM
We #WentIntoTheForest. I came back out. I sure will miss him.
Friday: Sunny and warm!
Saturday: Cold and rainy.
Repeat weekly.
Saturday: Cold and rainy.
Repeat weekly.
May 17, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Friday: Sunny and warm!
Saturday: Cold and rainy.
Repeat weekly.
Saturday: Cold and rainy.
Repeat weekly.
#WhenTheRobotChasedMe, I hoped it would make my death quick and painless.
March 22, 2025 at 1:03 AM
#WhenTheRobotChasedMe, I hoped it would make my death quick and painless.
If you ate Skittles from least favorite color to favorite, what order would you do? For me, it's Grape, Lemon, Lime, Orange, and Strawberry.
March 21, 2025 at 4:45 PM
If you ate Skittles from least favorite color to favorite, what order would you do? For me, it's Grape, Lemon, Lime, Orange, and Strawberry.
#ImSloppyWhen I eat pasta
a woman in a striped sweater is eating a bowl of spaghetti
ALT: a woman in a striped sweater is eating a bowl of spaghetti
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March 18, 2025 at 8:12 PM
#ImSloppyWhen I eat pasta
My husband is doing his colonist prep with 900% more drama than I did with mine. It's like the man flu, but involves a lot more potty-pity time.
March 17, 2025 at 11:49 PM
My husband is doing his colonist prep with 900% more drama than I did with mine. It's like the man flu, but involves a lot more potty-pity time.
#RubbingAladdinsLampGotMe nothing but tennis elbow.
a man with a beard and mustache is wearing ear buds .
ALT: a man with a beard and mustache is wearing ear buds .
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March 16, 2025 at 7:01 PM
#RubbingAladdinsLampGotMe nothing but tennis elbow.
#YouDontHaveToUseYour powers of seduction on the average male. They're always hot to go.
a woman with red hair is wearing a blue top with gold stars
ALT: a woman with red hair is wearing a blue top with gold stars
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March 16, 2025 at 1:32 PM
#YouDontHaveToUseYour powers of seduction on the average male. They're always hot to go.
Was it petty to close my Southwest credit card? Maybe. Still felt good.
March 16, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Was it petty to close my Southwest credit card? Maybe. Still felt good.
#ItsSurprisingThat anyone thinks that things are going well.
a man in a suit and tie stands in front of a sign that says " danger "
ALT: a man in a suit and tie stands in front of a sign that says " danger "
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March 15, 2025 at 8:06 PM
#ItsSurprisingThat anyone thinks that things are going well.
#IWouldLikeToProtest the American inability to enact change through protest. We really need to look to other countries, who actually get things done.
March 15, 2025 at 3:16 PM
#IWouldLikeToProtest the American inability to enact change through protest. We really need to look to other countries, who actually get things done.
My cats think their house #IsInfestedWith humans!
a close up of a cat 's face with the words ugh above it
ALT: a close up of a cat 's face with the words ugh above it
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March 15, 2025 at 1:15 AM
My cats think their house #IsInfestedWith humans!
Southwest airlines just screwed themselves. They billed themselves as a cheaper airline. No frills, but perks like no assigned seats and free checked luggage. That's gone. And today's Jetblue reservation is HALF the price of the Southwest reservation I decided NOT to make.
March 11, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Southwest airlines just screwed themselves. They billed themselves as a cheaper airline. No frills, but perks like no assigned seats and free checked luggage. That's gone. And today's Jetblue reservation is HALF the price of the Southwest reservation I decided NOT to make.
To remember anatomy in high school biology, I made the mnemonic, "There's a vas deferens between a man and woman." #IsTheDifferenceBetween
(I still remember it, so it must have worked!)
(I still remember it, so it must have worked!)
March 10, 2025 at 7:31 PM
To remember anatomy in high school biology, I made the mnemonic, "There's a vas deferens between a man and woman." #IsTheDifferenceBetween
(I still remember it, so it must have worked!)
(I still remember it, so it must have worked!)
#GetOverItOr not. I haven't lived your life, nor walked in your shoes, so it's not my place to tell you what to do.
maybe you should back away and leave her alone written on a screen
ALT: maybe you should back away and leave her alone written on a screen
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March 9, 2025 at 8:07 PM
#GetOverItOr not. I haven't lived your life, nor walked in your shoes, so it's not my place to tell you what to do.
Show me a badass female character 2-for-1
March 9, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Show me a badass female character 2-for-1
March 9, 2025 at 12:10 AM
#MyMultiplePersonalitiesSay It's somebody else's turn to deal with this crap.
a cat is wrapped in a blue blanket with polka dots
ALT: a cat is wrapped in a blue blanket with polka dots
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March 5, 2025 at 3:36 PM
#MyMultiplePersonalitiesSay It's somebody else's turn to deal with this crap.
I went to California, and wanted to see the Pacific, but the Pacific didn't want to see me, I guess?
March 3, 2025 at 4:36 PM
I went to California, and wanted to see the Pacific, but the Pacific didn't want to see me, I guess?
