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fashion, fandom, and foolery
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November 16, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Oh absolutely, if they're essentially the manifestations of what Vergil values pertaining to strength and weakness, he probably throw his sexuality out with the twink
November 16, 2025 at 3:31 AM
I'm sorry, but he just gives me Perpetually Agitated Lead Manager at a Verizon Wireless, thus a lil' polo.
November 16, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Oh my God... They're both just manifestations of edgy teens, except one had access to reddit and the other heard A Chorus Line on vinyl 💀
November 16, 2025 at 12:53 AM
I guess Urizen took all the shame since it's basically Vergil's D-battery, so V is just a free woman to invasive thoughts and whooping cough in-between bouts of internalized fury.

And that is why he's the goat 🥹
November 16, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Anyway, as an adult, I realize maybe my Dad just saw the real me. I'm definitely ambitious, but I am basically a clown in a clip-on tie and 🤷🏾‍♀️ embracing that has made life a lot more fun lmao
November 16, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Hence the "almost". I also wouldn't call V a loser, just a weirdo who probably passes out communion wafers at the klerb or something.
November 16, 2025 at 12:37 AM
💯 power bottom all the waaaaaaaay. A brisk breeze will take that man out, but he's a conductor at heart. Urizen sadly got the "pathetic loser top" in the divorce.
November 16, 2025 at 12:36 AM
The elevator music mantra that plays in Dante's mind at all times.
November 16, 2025 at 12:34 AM
I only have a vague knowledge of .hack, but somehow I immediately knew who Bear was based off context clues 🤣
November 16, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Exactly, wouldn't have it any other way 😌🖤
November 16, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Way past 30. It's never too late, and tbh I feel like the longer you circle the sun, the better you know and feel more secure in yourself. Low-key I'm excited by the prospect of meeting someone a little later in life

Also 30 is so, so, so young.
November 16, 2025 at 12:15 AM
I'm an optimist, but I'm 32, haven't necessarily found love, but have found a lot of joy no longer worrying about it, and being excited to share all the cool skills and information I've picked up to share whenever it comes around.

Which is to say, seconding the person that said folks find love—
November 16, 2025 at 12:15 AM