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Loraza Pam
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“I’m into disability play” — a gay man on this cruise
December 31, 2025 at 1:23 AM
“You’re balding but he’s BLOOMING”

Another night at The Eagle.
December 14, 2025 at 4:07 AM
@stormking93.bsky.social: “It’s very bizarre how much my brother’s fiancé is obsessed with the Eagles..”

His bf: “You mean the band?”

**collective scream** “PHILLY”
November 29, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Many gay people lack couth and we don’t talk about that enough.
November 29, 2025 at 6:16 AM
@stormking93.bsky.social on single gays disrupting a marriage as the third:

“If you’re gonna swim in those waters, you better have your life jacket.”
November 2, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Straight men INSIST they’re intellectual but refuse to prove it.
October 18, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Good news for incels who drive XL pickup trucks to CrossFit and the grocery store.
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June 20, 2025 at 4:27 PM
@stormking93.bsky.social: “St. Vincent is an older woman
right, or am I confusing her with Melissa Carthridge?”
June 15, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Justin: “Italians weren’t white until after 9/11”

@stormking93.bsky.social: “Bryce isn’t beating the Middle Eastern ethnic allegations.”
June 15, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Me: “Where’s Kim Petras from?”

@stormking93.bsky.social: “Lebanon”

Me: “She’s trans not Lebanese”
June 15, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Fully about to sing “Man! I Feel Like A Woman!” By Shania Twain immediately before a trans woman in this Helsinki gay bar.
June 12, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Jordan: “This is what I would look like if I got a bad face lift.”
May 24, 2025 at 9:43 PM
@stormking93.bsky.social on pup night at The Eagle: “it’s like a haunted house”
May 4, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Tying a yellow bandana around @stormking93.bsky.social’s head:

“This is my crown of thorns.”
April 21, 2025 at 1:37 AM
@stormking93.bsky.social: “well okay sailor moon, go sail away”
April 20, 2025 at 3:33 AM
@stormking93.bsky.social singing:

“OH! So my anti-psychotics came in, FINALLY.

Extended release, two in the morning”
April 19, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Trying to remember song played on the dance floor at The Eagle.

@stormking93.bsky.social: “Wait, yeah Colbie Caillat!”

**begins singing Unwritten by Natasha Bedingfield**

Bryce: “That’s Natasha Bedingfield you stupid bitch.”
April 13, 2025 at 9:03 PM
On our friend’s tension headaches.

Jordan: “I need to give him my seizure meds that helped me with my headaches.”

@stormking93.bsky.social: “Yeah girl because you’re SEDATED.”
April 13, 2025 at 8:57 PM
On tall men.

Jordan: “That means you can choke. Me. Ouuuttt then f*ck me in one hole and it comes out the other!”
April 13, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Not me and @stormking93.bsky.social attempting to recreate Nor’Easters a capella on the dance floor at The Eagle.
April 12, 2025 at 4:42 AM
@stormking93.bsky.social on his third ingrown toenail operation:

“My toe is throbbing.”
April 12, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Trying to identify an adult performer.

Jordan: “Is he in Mormon Boys?”
April 11, 2025 at 6:13 PM
“As soon as I pay my business taxes, I’m calling my doctor and I’m getting back on my seizure meds.” — J*rd*n
February 28, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Not @stormking93.bsky.social and me doing Alyssa Edwards tongue pops on the dance floor as another 🚬 tells the story of breaking up with their Australian boyfriend.

It’s Latino Night at The Eagle btw. 🦅
February 22, 2025 at 5:32 AM
So it’s R*Pa*l’s Nepo Race this season?
January 4, 2025 at 3:07 AM