Xi Jinping Thot
@thotcontagion.bsky.social
I’m normal and can be trusted with weapons
Forced to act like adults while being treated like children.
November 20, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Forced to act like adults while being treated like children.
Well no, and I can speak from experience.
October 27, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Well no, and I can speak from experience.
The real answer is most of them don’t even like fishing. But the picture of them with their catch is the first picture of their face that they’ve had since high school bc they literally never take selfies.
October 27, 2025 at 4:28 PM
The real answer is most of them don’t even like fishing. But the picture of them with their catch is the first picture of their face that they’ve had since high school bc they literally never take selfies.
I would do this just so my insurance pays for my gender affirming care (night vision and a 30 mm chain gun)
October 24, 2025 at 8:40 PM
I would do this just so my insurance pays for my gender affirming care (night vision and a 30 mm chain gun)
I think it’s safe to say given the past 2000 years that they’re mostly obsessed with gold and using Jesus as an excuse.
August 22, 2025 at 2:42 PM
I think it’s safe to say given the past 2000 years that they’re mostly obsessed with gold and using Jesus as an excuse.
Ok but my point still stands. You’re not even good at it!
August 14, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Ok but my point still stands. You’re not even good at it!
I would be afraid they’d kill me for my half.
August 13, 2025 at 10:12 PM
I would be afraid they’d kill me for my half.
Alt baddie’s are probably all they see besides washed up rock dads
June 27, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Alt baddie’s are probably all they see besides washed up rock dads
They must get a lot of “that’s not my department”
June 26, 2025 at 10:23 PM
They must get a lot of “that’s not my department”
I knew it was fake bc they never ask what dept you work in. It’s just “do you work here”
June 26, 2025 at 8:54 PM
I knew it was fake bc they never ask what dept you work in. It’s just “do you work here”
But then you get sad
June 17, 2025 at 1:57 AM
But then you get sad
Stop being so mean to yourself 🥺
June 17, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Stop being so mean to yourself 🥺