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Wild that these rural Alabama hospitals can afford robots
January 16, 2026 at 7:37 PM
Wild that these rural Alabama hospitals can afford robots
Yeah but like how big are these pieces
January 15, 2026 at 2:45 AM
Yeah but like how big are these pieces
Girl, no you didn’t.
January 15, 2026 at 2:45 AM
Girl, no you didn’t.
So sometimes up should mean up, and other times up should mean down. Am I getting that right?
January 13, 2026 at 7:30 PM
So sometimes up should mean up, and other times up should mean down. Am I getting that right?
Well, by virtue of not going bankrupt, it was certainly more profitable than his casinos…
January 13, 2026 at 7:24 PM
Well, by virtue of not going bankrupt, it was certainly more profitable than his casinos…
What could go wrong
January 13, 2026 at 12:56 PM
What could go wrong
So, everyone. Got it.
January 11, 2026 at 4:30 PM
So, everyone. Got it.
“Predator force” is an odd phrase to casually toss around when you’re covering up for the Epstein files.
January 7, 2026 at 3:53 PM
“Predator force” is an odd phrase to casually toss around when you’re covering up for the Epstein files.
Y’all know she workshopped that in the bathroom mirror for like an hour, right?
January 6, 2026 at 2:41 AM
Y’all know she workshopped that in the bathroom mirror for like an hour, right?
So… not narco-terrorism (whatever that is)?
January 6, 2026 at 2:39 AM
So… not narco-terrorism (whatever that is)?
RFK Jr has certainly been jabbed 72 times, just not with vaccines, and not when he was a child.
January 5, 2026 at 11:27 PM
RFK Jr has certainly been jabbed 72 times, just not with vaccines, and not when he was a child.
This guy is gonna overuse that phrase so much until it’s no longer fun for us regular people to use, isn’t he.
January 3, 2026 at 5:06 PM
This guy is gonna overuse that phrase so much until it’s no longer fun for us regular people to use, isn’t he.
Narrator: She will not absolutely look at his case.
December 11, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Narrator: She will not absolutely look at his case.
Wait so are people now also doing pull ups in the sky in addition to the airport gym?
December 10, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Wait so are people now also doing pull ups in the sky in addition to the airport gym?
He also doesn’t want to fund SNAP. So…
December 3, 2025 at 12:55 AM
He also doesn’t want to fund SNAP. So…
I literally do not give a shit about your safety, Secretary Road Rules.
November 24, 2025 at 7:41 PM
I literally do not give a shit about your safety, Secretary Road Rules.
Tell me you’ve never flown coach without telling me you’ve never flown coach.
November 24, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Tell me you’ve never flown coach without telling me you’ve never flown coach.
A nation led by internet trolls. God help us.
November 20, 2025 at 5:16 PM
A nation led by internet trolls. God help us.
Weird bc I thought they were super into Norse Paganism with their references to Valhalla and all…
November 12, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Weird bc I thought they were super into Norse Paganism with their references to Valhalla and all…
But no money for food or healthcare or education or housing or clean water or clean air or…
November 12, 2025 at 2:52 PM
But no money for food or healthcare or education or housing or clean water or clean air or…
Yo Pete, that’s not the flex you think it is
November 12, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Yo Pete, that’s not the flex you think it is
Wait, what did we win between WWI and WWII?
November 11, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Wait, what did we win between WWI and WWII?
“Boy I can’t wait to casually go shopping in a place with heavily armed masked guards everywhere!” Said nobody ever.
November 11, 2025 at 4:19 PM
“Boy I can’t wait to casually go shopping in a place with heavily armed masked guards everywhere!” Said nobody ever.