Lycoris - Thorn Office Operator
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Lycoris - Thorn Office Operator
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\\Project Moon OC//

Grade 2 Fixer
Operator of Thorn Office
Send any and all office-related inquiries here https://thornoffice.straw.page
May 12, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Actually, wouldn't it be a rectangl- wait.
Who.
May 6, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Hamborgar
May 6, 2025 at 12:41 PM
2 Mil for an assassination gig? Consider it done.

Haven't visited H corp before. Would be neat to visit.
April 24, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Here ya go. Bastard's practically senile anyways. Kept talking about whales. He jumped in the water to get away, but didn't see em get back up.
April 24, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Are you. FUCKING KIDDING ME??

I RUN A GRADE 4 OFFICE. WHAT THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO DO? BRING THEM ON JOBS THEY AREN'T PREPARED FOR? LEAVE THEM BEHIND????

WHY AM *I* BEING PUNISHED FOR THE GRADES OF MY COWORKERS??
April 21, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Fight me.
April 21, 2025 at 12:09 PM
8 hours. Not much more I can say here.
April 21, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Only loaded gun I've really had my hands on is this Magic Bullet thing, and I wouldn't say I've "played" with it.
April 17, 2025 at 8:16 PM
I was hired for an assassination gig, actually. Well... it was more like clearing out an entire warehouse. Wanted to get it done as quickly as possible, just to ensure nobody else showed up. Probably the fastest I've run, but not the hardest...
April 17, 2025 at 6:43 PM
So you'll spin me... then you'll spin me? Seems... redundant.
April 10, 2025 at 11:14 PM
No? My name isn't Will.
April 10, 2025 at 10:43 PM
FUCKING DIE.
April 10, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Give it.
April 10, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Why should I.
April 10, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Last sighted reports of that were in the outskirts. I ain't going that far just for a kill anyways.
April 10, 2025 at 6:19 PM
You'd... be far better off trying to un-distort the person first. Distortions aren't the most... stable. And they're not exactly permanent either.
April 10, 2025 at 5:58 PM
I don't accept drinks from strangers. I make far too many enemies to *not* be careful about being poisoned.
April 10, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Well, I didn't. My parents put me in shit like baseball. Fucking awful.
April 10, 2025 at 3:57 PM
//hehoo
April 10, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Reminds me of my mother.
April 9, 2025 at 2:01 PM
I do not have a license.
April 8, 2025 at 10:35 PM
// stolen from bookhunter
April 8, 2025 at 7:11 PM
April 8, 2025 at 11:52 AM
What the fuck
April 7, 2025 at 4:09 PM