Lycoris - Thorn Office Operator
@thornofficerep.bsky.social
\\Project Moon OC//
Grade 2 Fixer
Operator of Thorn Office
Send any and all office-related inquiries here https://thornoffice.straw.page
Grade 2 Fixer
Operator of Thorn Office
Send any and all office-related inquiries here https://thornoffice.straw.page
Actually, wouldn't it be a rectangl- wait.
Who.
Who.
May 6, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Actually, wouldn't it be a rectangl- wait.
Who.
Who.
Hamborgar
May 6, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Hamborgar
2 Mil for an assassination gig? Consider it done.
Haven't visited H corp before. Would be neat to visit.
Haven't visited H corp before. Would be neat to visit.
April 24, 2025 at 2:20 PM
2 Mil for an assassination gig? Consider it done.
Haven't visited H corp before. Would be neat to visit.
Haven't visited H corp before. Would be neat to visit.
Here ya go. Bastard's practically senile anyways. Kept talking about whales. He jumped in the water to get away, but didn't see em get back up.
April 24, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Here ya go. Bastard's practically senile anyways. Kept talking about whales. He jumped in the water to get away, but didn't see em get back up.
Are you. FUCKING KIDDING ME??
I RUN A GRADE 4 OFFICE. WHAT THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO DO? BRING THEM ON JOBS THEY AREN'T PREPARED FOR? LEAVE THEM BEHIND????
WHY AM *I* BEING PUNISHED FOR THE GRADES OF MY COWORKERS??
I RUN A GRADE 4 OFFICE. WHAT THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO DO? BRING THEM ON JOBS THEY AREN'T PREPARED FOR? LEAVE THEM BEHIND????
WHY AM *I* BEING PUNISHED FOR THE GRADES OF MY COWORKERS??
April 21, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Are you. FUCKING KIDDING ME??
I RUN A GRADE 4 OFFICE. WHAT THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO DO? BRING THEM ON JOBS THEY AREN'T PREPARED FOR? LEAVE THEM BEHIND????
WHY AM *I* BEING PUNISHED FOR THE GRADES OF MY COWORKERS??
I RUN A GRADE 4 OFFICE. WHAT THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO DO? BRING THEM ON JOBS THEY AREN'T PREPARED FOR? LEAVE THEM BEHIND????
WHY AM *I* BEING PUNISHED FOR THE GRADES OF MY COWORKERS??
Fight me.
April 21, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Fight me.
8 hours. Not much more I can say here.
April 21, 2025 at 12:09 PM
8 hours. Not much more I can say here.
Only loaded gun I've really had my hands on is this Magic Bullet thing, and I wouldn't say I've "played" with it.
April 17, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Only loaded gun I've really had my hands on is this Magic Bullet thing, and I wouldn't say I've "played" with it.
I was hired for an assassination gig, actually. Well... it was more like clearing out an entire warehouse. Wanted to get it done as quickly as possible, just to ensure nobody else showed up. Probably the fastest I've run, but not the hardest...
April 17, 2025 at 6:43 PM
I was hired for an assassination gig, actually. Well... it was more like clearing out an entire warehouse. Wanted to get it done as quickly as possible, just to ensure nobody else showed up. Probably the fastest I've run, but not the hardest...
So you'll spin me... then you'll spin me? Seems... redundant.
April 10, 2025 at 11:14 PM
So you'll spin me... then you'll spin me? Seems... redundant.
No? My name isn't Will.
April 10, 2025 at 10:43 PM
No? My name isn't Will.
FUCKING DIE.
April 10, 2025 at 10:41 PM
FUCKING DIE.
Give it.
April 10, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Give it.
Why should I.
April 10, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Why should I.
Last sighted reports of that were in the outskirts. I ain't going that far just for a kill anyways.
April 10, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Last sighted reports of that were in the outskirts. I ain't going that far just for a kill anyways.
You'd... be far better off trying to un-distort the person first. Distortions aren't the most... stable. And they're not exactly permanent either.
April 10, 2025 at 5:58 PM
You'd... be far better off trying to un-distort the person first. Distortions aren't the most... stable. And they're not exactly permanent either.
I don't accept drinks from strangers. I make far too many enemies to *not* be careful about being poisoned.
April 10, 2025 at 3:58 PM
I don't accept drinks from strangers. I make far too many enemies to *not* be careful about being poisoned.
Well, I didn't. My parents put me in shit like baseball. Fucking awful.
April 10, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Well, I didn't. My parents put me in shit like baseball. Fucking awful.
//hehoo
April 10, 2025 at 12:56 PM
//hehoo
Reminds me of my mother.
April 9, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Reminds me of my mother.
I do not have a license.
April 8, 2025 at 10:35 PM
I do not have a license.
// stolen from bookhunter
April 8, 2025 at 7:11 PM
// stolen from bookhunter
What the fuck
April 7, 2025 at 4:09 PM
What the fuck