Watch this video

youtu.be/IUP_RaMs2bA?...

My waist is still *very* swollen so I just want you to imagine how devastating the absolute shape of me is about to be

Even at my chubbiest, everything was fairly evenly distributed and smooth af. My surgeon literally got excited at the sight of me and told me “we can get such good results out of you”

we’ll see, but I do hope my boobs are back to basically this size at least bc I was never able to *stay* that fat

I have *way* more than one photo where I am visibly doing this trick or looking down so that the makeup looks symmetrical

please look at what they did to my hair with the chin strap 💀

That’s it. That’s the whole post

It's actually a bad idea and I shouldn't have done it! Removing if image count is 0 should already pare it down enough to find the art...some of which is actually in replies!

I do, however, recommend adding a "remove" for your block list if you have one (this is how I remove one who blocked me)

found it faster than expected: just don't copy "sort by random" or you won't see new posts for days at a time

How I’m trying to be

spandex lamb tube

this is the thing, right here. ISO 1800-ish on my tiny tiny personal camera would be, like. Not exactly crisp and tasty, but EXTREMELY legible in low lighting

And the camera just fits in my purse, so why not have it too?

even when they're pulled down having a line there just looks BAD this is a hill I will DIE on

“I’m not touching it”

Literally what did she do to you to deserve this?

She’s such a hater