Thonker
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Thonker
@thonkthwackthwoot.bsky.social
Almost as funny is the concept of "illegals" in Vatican City. Very few of the people in that country on any given day live there!
December 27, 2025 at 12:12 PM
I'm happy to be on your silly list. AI is a vampire and you're its Renfield.
December 26, 2025 at 5:38 AM
I think the best thing for Sally is to give her the job serving Weiss that she so obviously wants and let the Monkey's Paw teach her some things about that woman
December 24, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Pretty disappointing to hear Jesus is in the Epstein files
December 24, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Dude tried the Darth Vader trick of sucking until the last moment in his old age
December 22, 2025 at 4:50 AM
His career seems to be a meditation on "Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed. The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Force" with "The Force" being various aspects of nature overpowering the conceited
December 22, 2025 at 3:05 AM
a person is standing next to a water fountain in a room .
Alt: BRAWNDO - The Thirst Mutilator
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December 22, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Vaxxed?
December 19, 2025 at 10:39 AM
I guess I'm the only one who thinks she meant this legitimately without any implicit insult.
December 19, 2025 at 7:45 AM
Guy who loves playing with uranium suddenly concerned about radiation poisoning
December 17, 2025 at 9:32 PM
a black and white photo of a welcome sign to silent hill .
Alt: Welcome to Silent Hill
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December 17, 2025 at 9:28 PM
It's interesting to see Trumps when they're younger. I won't say they were ever good people, but there's a humanity in their eyes which fades away as they age
December 17, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Why does he write like he's the Architect from The Matrix
December 17, 2025 at 9:52 AM
By "everybody" he means lobbyists, who are mostly who he talks to
December 17, 2025 at 4:15 AM
"This clip of Musk trying to put it into words is amazingly excruciating."

I mean, that true no matter what he's talking about
December 17, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Trump: "But does not my entire life prove that you do not exist?"
God: "Oh shit." [puffs out of existence]
December 17, 2025 at 3:28 AM
There are too many movies called "The Housemaid". It's got to stop!
December 16, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Absolutely, I think they're mostly mad that this makes it harder for them to concern troll about Kirk
December 16, 2025 at 5:12 AM
AI is a ring gifted from Sauron. The promise is greater personal power but what you really get is utter dependency.
December 15, 2025 at 11:19 PM
That's certainly what should be done if its ever completed, but there's also a good chance it remains a hole in the ground while funds go to Trump for "building" which is never finished
December 15, 2025 at 1:54 AM
That's a good idea Drew. In fact, I wish people would publish their Best lists in the year after. There's no way a person could see and properly process this stuff in December. If I were making a list, I wouldn't feel qualified until around next June.
December 14, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Looking forward to it!
December 14, 2025 at 6:29 AM
People who think they're hot shit because of their technological toys are always humbled in his films. The ocean, alien life, even the technology itself rises up to lay low the proud. Your great ship will sink, your invasion will fail, and your multitude of guns will prove useless.
December 13, 2025 at 7:27 AM
It's the picture I object to, casting these guys as casually brave salt of the earth types putting their lives on the line to build a lasting monument. To me, that implies endorsement.
December 11, 2025 at 7:34 PM
The guy in 2016 would have at least understood that mocking "affordability" is bad for him. His instinct for self-preservation is not what it used to be
December 10, 2025 at 11:32 PM