My grandparents were literally THE era... It wasn't even our car. 😂 Strong looks all round, especially my sister...

If you are an academic and leave journal author signatures until the day offices close, or send a paper through for "over Xmas" reading, you are getting Temu presents and your stocking will contain only coal and a wrinkly dried satsuma.

Oh dear... You had one job:

Death as art... For weeks we have had a mysterious nocturnal visitor in our kitchen. One bowl of out of date Xmas ale and a bag of Belot cards later, it's time to part company.
The cards were a sort of pathway to dignitas...
Goodbye Mr Slug, though I hardly knew you at all...

Elvis Costello chanelling his inner troubador with Steve Naive at Leeds City Varieties tonight. He really is very good.