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Whimsey Peddler
You know that feeling when your bus driver is dressed in a full Santa outfit, beard and all?

No, just me?

Ok
December 18, 2025 at 7:06 AM
Day 9. Whammed at work. I wonder if I could sue for emotional distress?

#Whammageddon
December 9, 2025 at 1:01 PM
I've watched several interviews with Wes Streeting this week, and looked into his eyes only to see nothing. No humanity, no personality, just a gaping chasm, a howling void.

Please stop letting the soulless monsters run the world.
November 14, 2025 at 7:42 AM
"Oh look, I'm interviewing a sex worker on my podcast, aren't I cool, different and edgy?"

God this existence sucks.
November 14, 2025 at 7:15 AM
Losing Patricia Routledge and Prunella Scales in the same month is a clear sign from the Comedy Gods that all is not well. I suggest sacrificing Graham Linehan for balance.
October 28, 2025 at 3:20 PM
October 11, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Right, you fucks, listen up.
It's my last Birmingham Comedy Festival this year, so I want packed houses for all the shows that the Kamikaze Club are putting on, starting this Saturday at 1000 Trades in the Jewellery Quarter. Motherfucker, I got links:

www.bhamcomfest.co.uk/04oct_rawdou...
Birmingham Comedy Festival: Event
Birmingham Comedy Festival
www.bhamcomfest.co.uk
October 1, 2025 at 10:04 PM
For fucks sake, the Right Wing Fascists are laughing. Get your shit together. @zarahsultana.bsky.social @jeremycorbyn.bsky.social @yourparty.bsky.social
#YourParty
September 18, 2025 at 5:00 PM
First of the "Big 5". If only the BBC had any fucking balls at all to follow suit.
BREAKING: Spain votes to boycott Eurovision if Israel competes

Broadcaster RTVE is now the fifth to threaten withdrawal from Eurovision over Israel, following the Netherlands, Ireland, Slovenia and Iceland

news.sky.com/story/spain-...
Spain votes to boycott Eurovision if Israel competes
Broadcaster RTVE is now the fifth to threaten withdrawal from Eurovision over Israel, following the Netherlands, Ireland, Slovenia and Iceland.
news.sky.com
September 16, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Yeah, but what if I'm sane, and YOU are the weird ones?
Makes you think, eh?
September 16, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Violent Thugs throwing bottles, injuring people, committing actual crimes: 25 arrests

A peaceful protest with placards opposing a genocide: 890 arrests.

Explain that to me please
September 13, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Jeremy Clarkson has claimed that he's afraid to speak his opinions after the Charlie Kirk shooting.

Good.

Make Cunts Ashamed Again.
September 12, 2025 at 10:38 AM
I like to compare toilets to my own at home. I consider that one to be Bog Standard
September 5, 2025 at 4:06 PM
I've heard Graham Linehan's stand-up. That alone is worthy of 4 years inside.
#TransRightsAreHumanRights
September 3, 2025 at 1:35 PM
What's the best band and why is it The Divine Comedy?
September 3, 2025 at 11:07 AM
What the fuck is happening
July 24, 2025 at 4:14 PM
I'm getting tired of leaving my air conditioned work space and audibly saying "Get Fucked" to the Sun
July 11, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Norman Tebbit's died? I don't know if I have enough piss to cover that grave.

#Scum
July 8, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Wait, two bands that are outspoken and political played at the biggest music festival in the country and have caused uproar for being *checks notes* outspoken and political?

Stop being upset about the wrong fucking thing.

#KeirStarmerHatesTheDisabled
June 30, 2025 at 7:45 PM
What do I do if I want either Drum OR Bass?
June 2, 2025 at 8:48 PM
I'm just going to rattle off some Doctor Who opinions on here now that I've had time to think.

1. Season 2 surpassed Season 1 in practically every way.
Who would've thought more of the Doctor in Doctor Who as a good thing, eh? The stories, the intrigue, the delivery, all much improved
June 1, 2025 at 7:18 AM
Can't help thinking Ten Hag would've won that
May 21, 2025 at 10:29 PM
The fix is in
May 17, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Priced out of tickets for WWE Monday Night Raw in Birmingham in under 5 minutes. Fuck
May 16, 2025 at 9:06 AM
Eurovision Predictions:
Sweden make History with a record win.
The UK entry gets a mid-response at best.
Australia get sued by Kelis
Estonia prove more popular than predicted
You know who gets heckled again, treat other dignitaries like shit again, and nothing changes
May 15, 2025 at 1:07 PM