Can you guess what these football commentators are all talking about?

So hard to photograph but incredible to see

I really enjoyed the Birmingham Tom Brady doc, found it far more interesting than its many similar predecessors, largely because it makes no attempt to paint Brady as cuddly / relatable. It's funny, too

While researching something related to Soccer Aid yesterday I came across this Midge Ure fact, is this common knowledge? I was yesterday years old etc...

Lovely stuff from the @samwallace.bsky.social @chrisbascombe.bsky.social dream team www.telegraph.co.uk/football/202...

Half time blast of Chase the Sun from off of the darts is most fun West Ham fans have had so far tonight

Ederson celebrating City's title earlier this year looks like a create-your-own wrestler from WWF Warzone on N64 who has just grabbed a foreign object

My day with the sumos. Went about as well as you would expect www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/2024/1...

Really tickled by these T-shirts some Vikes fans are wearing tonight

An interview with Stuart Pearce www.telegraph.co.uk/football/202...

Pithy summary from Amazon Prime at the conclusion of the City match

Two hours of Michelle Visage will now be followed by SEB on Friday nights on Radio 2, which is huge but potentially dangerous news for all kitchen disco-havers. Please remember to hydrate, take regular breaks and start with just a half glass of Proseccybubs

Liked him so much at QPR I had his name printed on the back of my shirt. Brought it along and happily it stirred happy memories for him. Also allowed me to pose for this extremely cool and professional picture

TREAT YOURSELF A ROUND OF SAUSAGE

From Spurs yesterday, where I enjoyed watching Liam Delap www.telegraph.co.uk/football/202...