Bennie & Violet 🐸
@thomasthecorgi.bsky.social
On here for the corgis and other pets. Tommy 🐶🌈, Dave 🐶🌈, Lucky🐶🌈 , Molly 🐶🌈, Jethro 🐱🌈, Sophie🐱 , Elliott🐶, Jimi 🐶 , Bennie 🔪🐻 , Violet 🐶. #CorgiCrew
We used Chat GPT to make these corgi pirates anime stlye. #
#CorgiCrew
#CorgiCrew
November 19, 2025 at 1:27 PM
We used Chat GPT to make these corgi pirates anime stlye. #
#CorgiCrew
#CorgiCrew
That's a terrible name for a kid. #CorgiCrew #VioletHasJokes
November 19, 2025 at 1:25 PM
That's a terrible name for a kid. #CorgiCrew #VioletHasJokes
If you have their mperks (free service) you get it for .39 per pound.
I like shopping Meijer because they donate a lot to food pantries and while their prices are a tad higher than Walmart their sales are really good.
I like shopping Meijer because they donate a lot to food pantries and while their prices are a tad higher than Walmart their sales are really good.
November 19, 2025 at 5:38 AM
If you have their mperks (free service) you get it for .39 per pound.
I like shopping Meijer because they donate a lot to food pantries and while their prices are a tad higher than Walmart their sales are really good.
I like shopping Meijer because they donate a lot to food pantries and while their prices are a tad higher than Walmart their sales are really good.
Bought the turkey on sale this year, but last year for a 16# bird it was $6.40, prices have increased despite what a certain orange cretin says.
November 19, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Bought the turkey on sale this year, but last year for a 16# bird it was $6.40, prices have increased despite what a certain orange cretin says.
Oh my, this joke doesn't have a leg to stand on. #CorgiCrew #VioletHasJokes
November 18, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Oh my, this joke doesn't have a leg to stand on. #CorgiCrew #VioletHasJokes
Bennie went to the vet for his yearly visit and got a clean bill of health. He was even told he looks perfect (minus the biting and being an a**hole)
Here he is looking at outside wanting to get the fluff out of the office. #CorgiCrew #MurderBear 🔪 🐻
Here he is looking at outside wanting to get the fluff out of the office. #CorgiCrew #MurderBear 🔪 🐻
November 17, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Bennie went to the vet for his yearly visit and got a clean bill of health. He was even told he looks perfect (minus the biting and being an a**hole)
Here he is looking at outside wanting to get the fluff out of the office. #CorgiCrew #MurderBear 🔪 🐻
Here he is looking at outside wanting to get the fluff out of the office. #CorgiCrew #MurderBear 🔪 🐻
Bennie's not sure what he did to urn such abuse from Violet. #CorgiCrew #VioletHasJokes
November 17, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Bennie's not sure what he did to urn such abuse from Violet. #CorgiCrew #VioletHasJokes
Mom has covid pretty bad and we're pretty sure she got it from dad who was sick earlier this week. He's feeling a bit better but just to be safe I built a blanket fort. If they die I'm collecting the insurance money and will be building a much larger fort and ordering Grub Hub every day.
-Violet
-Violet
November 16, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Mom has covid pretty bad and we're pretty sure she got it from dad who was sick earlier this week. He's feeling a bit better but just to be safe I built a blanket fort. If they die I'm collecting the insurance money and will be building a much larger fort and ordering Grub Hub every day.
-Violet
-Violet
Can I guess Obama? Lmao
November 14, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Can I guess Obama? Lmao
Bennie has cemented this as a bad joke. #CorgiCrew #VioletHasJokes
November 14, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Bennie has cemented this as a bad joke. #CorgiCrew #VioletHasJokes
Bonus #ThrowbackThursday to Tommy and Molly doing a fall photoshoot circa fall 2010. Hard to believe it was over 15 years ago. #CorgiCrew #TBT
November 14, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Bonus #ThrowbackThursday to Tommy and Molly doing a fall photoshoot circa fall 2010. Hard to believe it was over 15 years ago. #CorgiCrew #TBT
#ThrowbackThursday to the evolution of a smöl burnt potato into a vicious #MurderBear 🔪🐻
Respectively Bennie aged 8 weeks, 12 weeks, 6 months, and 1 year. #CorgiCrew #TBT #DogsOfBluesky
(He was very bitey at age 1)
Respectively Bennie aged 8 weeks, 12 weeks, 6 months, and 1 year. #CorgiCrew #TBT #DogsOfBluesky
(He was very bitey at age 1)
November 14, 2025 at 4:42 AM
#ThrowbackThursday to the evolution of a smöl burnt potato into a vicious #MurderBear 🔪🐻
Respectively Bennie aged 8 weeks, 12 weeks, 6 months, and 1 year. #CorgiCrew #TBT #DogsOfBluesky
(He was very bitey at age 1)
Respectively Bennie aged 8 weeks, 12 weeks, 6 months, and 1 year. #CorgiCrew #TBT #DogsOfBluesky
(He was very bitey at age 1)
Bennie doesn't enjoy her wise cracks and thinks her attitude could use an adjustment. #CorgiCrew #VioletHasJokes
(Dad's still sick but Violet thinks bad jokes will help)
(Dad's still sick but Violet thinks bad jokes will help)
November 13, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Bennie doesn't enjoy her wise cracks and thinks her attitude could use an adjustment. #CorgiCrew #VioletHasJokes
(Dad's still sick but Violet thinks bad jokes will help)
(Dad's still sick but Violet thinks bad jokes will help)
I guarantee 100% of the women in the armed forces are more qualified than he is. And don't get me started on Meal Team 6 or the Grease Berets
November 12, 2025 at 2:46 PM
I guarantee 100% of the women in the armed forces are more qualified than he is. And don't get me started on Meal Team 6 or the Grease Berets
Round 3, but it's more of a tug of war with the blanket.
November 12, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Round 3, but it's more of a tug of war with the blanket.
Round 2 ... fight!
November 12, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Round 2 ... fight!
No jokes today, dad's feeling poorly. Instead please enjoy this corgi war from last night. #CorgiCrew
November 12, 2025 at 2:39 PM
No jokes today, dad's feeling poorly. Instead please enjoy this corgi war from last night. #CorgiCrew
Just gonna drop this here for the democrats that sold out Americans to reopen the government on the promise of not stripping healthcare from millions and will soon have the football yanked away Charlie Brown style.
On the back of huge wins, you negotiated nothing. Congratulations.
On the back of huge wins, you negotiated nothing. Congratulations.
November 11, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Just gonna drop this here for the democrats that sold out Americans to reopen the government on the promise of not stripping healthcare from millions and will soon have the football yanked away Charlie Brown style.
On the back of huge wins, you negotiated nothing. Congratulations.
On the back of huge wins, you negotiated nothing. Congratulations.
Always heard it was money, but this tracks. #CorgiCrew #VioletHasJokes
November 11, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Always heard it was money, but this tracks. #CorgiCrew #VioletHasJokes
It's not warm, when brie's away... #CorgiCrew #VioletHasJokes
November 10, 2025 at 1:37 PM
It's not warm, when brie's away... #CorgiCrew #VioletHasJokes
Lazy Sunday afternoon. #CorgiCrew #MurderBear 🔪 🐻
November 9, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Lazy Sunday afternoon. #CorgiCrew #MurderBear 🔪 🐻
I didn't know they made hard hats that small. #CorgiCrew #VioletHasJokes
November 7, 2025 at 1:23 PM
I didn't know they made hard hats that small. #CorgiCrew #VioletHasJokes
"Thup. I'm Ptheven!"
November 7, 2025 at 5:15 AM
"Thup. I'm Ptheven!"
For reference, the '25 meal has 20 items while the '24 meal had 29 items and included fresh vegetables (both had 5# of potatoes) and the '24 meal also included name brand items and not all Walmarts own brand like the '25 meal does which means Walmart gets 100% of the profits.
November 7, 2025 at 1:55 AM
For reference, the '25 meal has 20 items while the '24 meal had 29 items and included fresh vegetables (both had 5# of potatoes) and the '24 meal also included name brand items and not all Walmarts own brand like the '25 meal does which means Walmart gets 100% of the profits.
Abso-fuckin-lutely insane.
November 6, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Abso-fuckin-lutely insane.