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I remember that moment. Ventura thought he was going to make some kind of point, and man did that situation ever reverse.
November 12, 2025 at 1:34 PM
I remember that moment. Ventura thought he was going to make some kind of point, and man did that situation ever reverse.
A deep and unevenly suppressed self-loathing?
November 12, 2025 at 2:27 AM
A deep and unevenly suppressed self-loathing?
Make America Grounded Again
November 9, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Make America Grounded Again
Shit. I'm plummeting?
November 8, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Shit. I'm plummeting?
I'm kind of hoping Gilligan does something with Michael Mando next - IMO the best actor in the BB universe.
November 8, 2025 at 7:50 PM
I'm kind of hoping Gilligan does something with Michael Mando next - IMO the best actor in the BB universe.
I predict an American Voices feature in The Onion.
November 7, 2025 at 10:21 PM
I predict an American Voices feature in The Onion.
I've said it before: if I were writing a screenplay about a deliberate plan to dismantle the US as a functioning world power, I'm not sure there's anything to change.
November 7, 2025 at 3:29 PM
I've said it before: if I were writing a screenplay about a deliberate plan to dismantle the US as a functioning world power, I'm not sure there's anything to change.
November 7, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Assuming global annual sales of ~1.66 million, that works out to $600,000 per car. So that's $60,000 per car for the next decade. Plus the actual cost to build the car of course.
New slogan: "Tesla: the only carmaker that guarantees mathematically you're getting ripped off."
New slogan: "Tesla: the only carmaker that guarantees mathematically you're getting ripped off."
November 7, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Assuming global annual sales of ~1.66 million, that works out to $600,000 per car. So that's $60,000 per car for the next decade. Plus the actual cost to build the car of course.
New slogan: "Tesla: the only carmaker that guarantees mathematically you're getting ripped off."
New slogan: "Tesla: the only carmaker that guarantees mathematically you're getting ripped off."
$1 Trillion divided by Tesla's annual global sales volume (~1.66 million) = $600,000 per car.
Per car.
So every Tesla buyer for the next decade is kicking $60,000 into Musk's salary?
Or is it $6,000 for the next century?
New slogan: "Tesla: we guarantee mathematically we're ripping you off."
Per car.
So every Tesla buyer for the next decade is kicking $60,000 into Musk's salary?
Or is it $6,000 for the next century?
New slogan: "Tesla: we guarantee mathematically we're ripping you off."
November 7, 2025 at 4:00 AM
$1 Trillion divided by Tesla's annual global sales volume (~1.66 million) = $600,000 per car.
Per car.
So every Tesla buyer for the next decade is kicking $60,000 into Musk's salary?
Or is it $6,000 for the next century?
New slogan: "Tesla: we guarantee mathematically we're ripping you off."
Per car.
So every Tesla buyer for the next decade is kicking $60,000 into Musk's salary?
Or is it $6,000 for the next century?
New slogan: "Tesla: we guarantee mathematically we're ripping you off."
$1 Trillion divided by Tesla's annual global sales volume (~1.66 million) = $600,000 per car.
Per car.
So every Tesla buyer for the next decade is kicking $60,000 into Musk's salary?
Or is it $6,000 for the next century?
New slogan: "Tesla: we guarantee mathematically we're ripping you off."
Per car.
So every Tesla buyer for the next decade is kicking $60,000 into Musk's salary?
Or is it $6,000 for the next century?
New slogan: "Tesla: we guarantee mathematically we're ripping you off."
November 7, 2025 at 3:58 AM
$1 Trillion divided by Tesla's annual global sales volume (~1.66 million) = $600,000 per car.
Per car.
So every Tesla buyer for the next decade is kicking $60,000 into Musk's salary?
Or is it $6,000 for the next century?
New slogan: "Tesla: we guarantee mathematically we're ripping you off."
Per car.
So every Tesla buyer for the next decade is kicking $60,000 into Musk's salary?
Or is it $6,000 for the next century?
New slogan: "Tesla: we guarantee mathematically we're ripping you off."
Only if it can send and receive faxes. Otherwise it's just a waste of everyone's time.
November 7, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Only if it can send and receive faxes. Otherwise it's just a waste of everyone's time.
Can we talk about the fact that it appears God is now smiting people in the Oval Office?
November 7, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Can we talk about the fact that it appears God is now smiting people in the Oval Office?
Centuries from now, people will use "fortyseven" as a verb.
November 6, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Centuries from now, people will use "fortyseven" as a verb.
Raise your hand if you don't think the Epstein Ballroom will be finished by 2028.
November 5, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Raise your hand if you don't think the Epstein Ballroom will be finished by 2028.
I suspect more than a few of these guys are like "HELL no, I want a do-over."
November 5, 2025 at 6:36 PM
I suspect more than a few of these guys are like "HELL no, I want a do-over."
This post is confusingly late - Thanksgiving was weeks ago.
But FWIW I made my own cranberry sauce from scratch and it was delicious.
But FWIW I made my own cranberry sauce from scratch and it was delicious.
November 3, 2025 at 2:04 PM
This post is confusingly late - Thanksgiving was weeks ago.
But FWIW I made my own cranberry sauce from scratch and it was delicious.
But FWIW I made my own cranberry sauce from scratch and it was delicious.
The curb ... The final frontier.
November 3, 2025 at 2:43 AM
The curb ... The final frontier.
Why do I feel like another 3 minutes of tape are about to go missing?
November 2, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Why do I feel like another 3 minutes of tape are about to go missing?