THOMAS PRIDE
@thomaspride.bsky.social
Writer, satirist. Purger of parliament.
Dear Reform voters,
I don't blame you for voting for reform of the UK.
We have the highest crime, the worst health care, education, the most expensive housing and public transport, the worst economic growth, the most corrupt class of people running the country, who have milked the system to ...
I don't blame you for voting for reform of the UK.
We have the highest crime, the worst health care, education, the most expensive housing and public transport, the worst economic growth, the most corrupt class of people running the country, who have milked the system to ...
November 24, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Dear Reform voters,
I don't blame you for voting for reform of the UK.
We have the highest crime, the worst health care, education, the most expensive housing and public transport, the worst economic growth, the most corrupt class of people running the country, who have milked the system to ...
I don't blame you for voting for reform of the UK.
We have the highest crime, the worst health care, education, the most expensive housing and public transport, the worst economic growth, the most corrupt class of people running the country, who have milked the system to ...
Question.
When did the Right in the West transform from being the people and parties most likely to stand up to our enemies, to fight for their country and democracy, to being the most likely to kowtow and appease dictators?
#genuinequestion
When did the Right in the West transform from being the people and parties most likely to stand up to our enemies, to fight for their country and democracy, to being the most likely to kowtow and appease dictators?
#genuinequestion
November 20, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Question.
When did the Right in the West transform from being the people and parties most likely to stand up to our enemies, to fight for their country and democracy, to being the most likely to kowtow and appease dictators?
#genuinequestion
When did the Right in the West transform from being the people and parties most likely to stand up to our enemies, to fight for their country and democracy, to being the most likely to kowtow and appease dictators?
#genuinequestion
BREAKING: Atheists left reeling after failure of second rapture prediction embarrassing hundreds of thousands of right-wing Christians around the world proves there probably is a God after all. More soon ...
October 8, 2025 at 5:46 AM
BREAKING: Atheists left reeling after failure of second rapture prediction embarrassing hundreds of thousands of right-wing Christians around the world proves there probably is a God after all. More soon ...
Charlie Kirk on gun control, 2023 ...
September 10, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Charlie Kirk on gun control, 2023 ...
I speak some Russian, as well as Polish. Russian media nicknames Trump 'Krasnov'. Krasnov was a Russian traitor who cooperated with the Nazis and was executed by the Russians after the war.
#justsaying
#justsaying
August 16, 2025 at 12:03 AM
I speak some Russian, as well as Polish. Russian media nicknames Trump 'Krasnov'. Krasnov was a Russian traitor who cooperated with the Nazis and was executed by the Russians after the war.
#justsaying
#justsaying
I'v got a great idea on how to end the war and get a lasting peace in Ukraine
How about Putin gets the f**k out of their country?
#justathought
How about Putin gets the f**k out of their country?
#justathought
August 15, 2025 at 11:54 PM
I'v got a great idea on how to end the war and get a lasting peace in Ukraine
How about Putin gets the f**k out of their country?
#justathought
How about Putin gets the f**k out of their country?
#justathought
Alaska is the Chamberlain-Hitler summit all over again, which ended with the invasion of Poland and the start of WW2.
When will we learn from history that appeasing dictators doesn't work? They see it as weakness and just encourages them to take more and more.
When will we learn from history that appeasing dictators doesn't work? They see it as weakness and just encourages them to take more and more.
August 15, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Alaska is the Chamberlain-Hitler summit all over again, which ended with the invasion of Poland and the start of WW2.
When will we learn from history that appeasing dictators doesn't work? They see it as weakness and just encourages them to take more and more.
When will we learn from history that appeasing dictators doesn't work? They see it as weakness and just encourages them to take more and more.
Donald Trump might be right that he never "wrote a picture in my life". But he's definitely drawn a picture or two ...
(Sotheby's, January 27th, 2004)
(Sotheby's, January 27th, 2004)
July 27, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Donald Trump might be right that he never "wrote a picture in my life". But he's definitely drawn a picture or two ...
(Sotheby's, January 27th, 2004)
(Sotheby's, January 27th, 2004)
POLICEMAN: Sorry maam, but you can't say that.
HER: He is though.
POLICEMAN: Look, I agree, but it's offensive.
HER: To who?
POLICEMAN: To vaginas.
HER: OK yeah. That's actually a good point.
HER: He is though.
POLICEMAN: Look, I agree, but it's offensive.
HER: To who?
POLICEMAN: To vaginas.
HER: OK yeah. That's actually a good point.
July 27, 2025 at 12:09 PM
POLICEMAN: Sorry maam, but you can't say that.
HER: He is though.
POLICEMAN: Look, I agree, but it's offensive.
HER: To who?
POLICEMAN: To vaginas.
HER: OK yeah. That's actually a good point.
HER: He is though.
POLICEMAN: Look, I agree, but it's offensive.
HER: To who?
POLICEMAN: To vaginas.
HER: OK yeah. That's actually a good point.
FFS. I go on holiday for 2 weeks and now Thailand and Cambodia are fighting. Can't leave you guys alone for one moment. 🙄
July 27, 2025 at 12:05 PM
FFS. I go on holiday for 2 weeks and now Thailand and Cambodia are fighting. Can't leave you guys alone for one moment. 🙄
In 2024, Boeing engineer Sam Salehpour testified Boeing threatened him for criticising safety of (Air India crash) 787 Dreamliner:
"They're putting out defective airplanes. I have serious concerns about the safety of the 787 aircraft and I'm willing to take on professional risk to talk about them.”
"They're putting out defective airplanes. I have serious concerns about the safety of the 787 aircraft and I'm willing to take on professional risk to talk about them.”
June 15, 2025 at 5:08 AM
In 2024, Boeing engineer Sam Salehpour testified Boeing threatened him for criticising safety of (Air India crash) 787 Dreamliner:
"They're putting out defective airplanes. I have serious concerns about the safety of the 787 aircraft and I'm willing to take on professional risk to talk about them.”
"They're putting out defective airplanes. I have serious concerns about the safety of the 787 aircraft and I'm willing to take on professional risk to talk about them.”
How To Stop the Rise of the Populist Right.
I've been banging on about this for decades. Since the 80s, when trickle down theory in the US and most western countries meant prices were rising while wages stagnated. I said then, if this keeps on, we will face a political crisis similar to what ...
I've been banging on about this for decades. Since the 80s, when trickle down theory in the US and most western countries meant prices were rising while wages stagnated. I said then, if this keeps on, we will face a political crisis similar to what ...
May 31, 2025 at 8:49 AM
How To Stop the Rise of the Populist Right.
I've been banging on about this for decades. Since the 80s, when trickle down theory in the US and most western countries meant prices were rising while wages stagnated. I said then, if this keeps on, we will face a political crisis similar to what ...
I've been banging on about this for decades. Since the 80s, when trickle down theory in the US and most western countries meant prices were rising while wages stagnated. I said then, if this keeps on, we will face a political crisis similar to what ...
Rich passport bros having second thoughts on finding brides abroad after Manchester United players go to Asia and fail to score. More soon ...
May 28, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Rich passport bros having second thoughts on finding brides abroad after Manchester United players go to Asia and fail to score. More soon ...
Has Murdoch's Sun newspaper blamed Liverpool fans yet for the tragedy yesterday?
#onlyamatteroftime
#dontbuythesun
#hillsborough
#onlyamatteroftime
#dontbuythesun
#hillsborough
May 27, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Has Murdoch's Sun newspaper blamed Liverpool fans yet for the tragedy yesterday?
#onlyamatteroftime
#dontbuythesun
#hillsborough
#onlyamatteroftime
#dontbuythesun
#hillsborough
BREAKING: Reports indicate under fire US Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth to take the fifth. And a sixth. And another. And another.
More soon ...
More soon ...
May 8, 2025 at 2:43 PM
BREAKING: Reports indicate under fire US Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth to take the fifth. And a sixth. And another. And another.
More soon ...
More soon ...
BREAKING: Thousands of Reform UK supporters under threat after Nigel Farage threatens to deport people in Britain who can't speak English. More soon ...
April 23, 2025 at 6:58 PM
BREAKING: Thousands of Reform UK supporters under threat after Nigel Farage threatens to deport people in Britain who can't speak English. More soon ...
Close ally of Nigel Farage and leading Reform UK's MP Richard Tice thinks the NHS is a "socialist relic."
Vote Reform, lose the NHS.
Vote Reform, lose the NHS.
April 23, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Close ally of Nigel Farage and leading Reform UK's MP Richard Tice thinks the NHS is a "socialist relic."
Vote Reform, lose the NHS.
Vote Reform, lose the NHS.
April 23, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Since January 20th, we now know what the UK under Nigel Farage would look like.
#NoMystery
#OligarchsInGoldElevators
#NoMystery
#OligarchsInGoldElevators
April 23, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Since January 20th, we now know what the UK under Nigel Farage would look like.
#NoMystery
#OligarchsInGoldElevators
#NoMystery
#OligarchsInGoldElevators
Question: What would a UK government be like under Nigel Farage's Reform party?
Answer: Much like the US.
Answer: Much like the US.
April 23, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Question: What would a UK government be like under Nigel Farage's Reform party?
Answer: Much like the US.
Answer: Much like the US.
EU for them.
Brexit for the rest of us.
Brexit for the rest of us.
April 23, 2025 at 6:40 PM
EU for them.
Brexit for the rest of us.
Brexit for the rest of us.
Putting the country's finances in the hands of Nigel Farage would be like giving it back to Liz Truss and the Tories ...
April 23, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Putting the country's finances in the hands of Nigel Farage would be like giving it back to Liz Truss and the Tories ...
Hmm. Just researched this, and over two-thirds of Reform UK's local election candidates are former members of the Conservative Party.
Vote Reform, literally get Tories.
Vote Reform, literally get Tories.
April 23, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Hmm. Just researched this, and over two-thirds of Reform UK's local election candidates are former members of the Conservative Party.
Vote Reform, literally get Tories.
Vote Reform, literally get Tories.
BREAKING: Canadian government urges calm over threats of invasion by Trump administration after research shows most Americans unable to find it on a world map. More soon ...
April 21, 2025 at 1:19 PM
BREAKING: Canadian government urges calm over threats of invasion by Trump administration after research shows most Americans unable to find it on a world map. More soon ...