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I don't know how the law of averages works, but you'd think after 22 years of marriage I'd be right at least once
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December 4, 2024 at 11:34 AM
I don't know how the law of averages works, but you'd think after 22 years of marriage I'd be right at least once
Getting older is pretty much just paying bills and finally understanding why killers in horror flicks target teenagers.
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December 1, 2024 at 12:42 PM
Getting older is pretty much just paying bills and finally understanding why killers in horror flicks target teenagers.
Do you ever feel like you're in Season 5 of your life, and the writers are just doing outrageous stuff to keep it interesting?
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November 29, 2024 at 11:53 PM
Do you ever feel like you're in Season 5 of your life, and the writers are just doing outrageous stuff to keep it interesting?
My thing is if “future me” doesn’t come back in time to stop me, how bad of a decision could it really be?
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November 17, 2024 at 1:29 PM
My thing is if “future me” doesn’t come back in time to stop me, how bad of a decision could it really be?
A psychologist is selling a video that teaches you how to test your dog’s IQ. Here’s how it works: If you spend $39.99 for the video, your dog is smarter than you. #joke #funny #jokeoftheday
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November 16, 2024 at 12:44 PM
A psychologist is selling a video that teaches you how to test your dog’s IQ. Here’s how it works: If you spend $39.99 for the video, your dog is smarter than you. #joke #funny #jokeoftheday
If I owned a pet store I would post "Chameleon" on empty reptile cages just to see how long people would stand and look. #comedy #funny #jokeoftheday #joke
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November 15, 2024 at 12:58 PM
If I owned a pet store I would post "Chameleon" on empty reptile cages just to see how long people would stand and look. #comedy #funny #jokeoftheday #joke