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Westminster Dog Show, totally rigged. Stolen. The FBI is raiding their offices as we speak. Scooping up fraudulent ballots.
February 5, 2026 at 4:11 PM
Westminster Dog Show, totally rigged. Stolen. The FBI is raiding their offices as we speak. Scooping up fraudulent ballots.
I'm concerned that the FBI agents in Georgia have ordered massive amounts of Wite-Out and black ink pens.
February 4, 2026 at 6:27 PM
I'm concerned that the FBI agents in Georgia have ordered massive amounts of Wite-Out and black ink pens.
Whenever anyone encounters ICE agents, keep repeating "My name Jose Jimenez."
February 4, 2026 at 2:28 PM
Whenever anyone encounters ICE agents, keep repeating "My name Jose Jimenez."
The blood of patriots and tyrants.
February 3, 2026 at 2:43 AM
The blood of patriots and tyrants.
Vecma on Air Force One?
January 21, 2026 at 8:50 PM
Vecma on Air Force One?
Just to be clear: Minneapolis and St. Paul are FRATERNAL twin cities.
January 15, 2026 at 2:10 PM
Just to be clear: Minneapolis and St. Paul are FRATERNAL twin cities.
Ako si buang kaayo!
January 15, 2026 at 12:21 AM
Ako si buang kaayo!
My squirrels are great! Using their little tails to wipe the snow off my panels. And they literally work for peanuts!
December 28, 2025 at 3:32 PM
My squirrels are great! Using their little tails to wipe the snow off my panels. And they literally work for peanuts!
Here's a troubling thought: Could AI become depressed and suicidal and create a virus that would completely kill all data systems (computers, phones, the internet, etc) so that we are basically back to a pre-electronic era? There would be no money in any form except cash.
December 8, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Here's a troubling thought: Could AI become depressed and suicidal and create a virus that would completely kill all data systems (computers, phones, the internet, etc) so that we are basically back to a pre-electronic era? There would be no money in any form except cash.
Yes, you can keep him, South Korea.
October 30, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Yes, you can keep him, South Korea.
Even though I've had a real live girlfriend for some time now, I still catch myself reaching for the tire pressure gauge.
October 18, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Even though I've had a real live girlfriend for some time now, I still catch myself reaching for the tire pressure gauge.
I hear Melania uses an auto-penis.
September 27, 2025 at 7:36 PM
I hear Melania uses an auto-penis.
Had my latest colonoscopy today, all clear. Still basking in the afterglow!
September 5, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Had my latest colonoscopy today, all clear. Still basking in the afterglow!
Saw some rare scrotumulus clouds on my walk yesterday.
July 7, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Saw some rare scrotumulus clouds on my walk yesterday.
Peaceful but enthusiastic here in Broomfield, CO. My 1st protest & I'm 71.
June 14, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Peaceful but enthusiastic here in Broomfield, CO. My 1st protest & I'm 71.
Saw this cute family on my walk.
June 8, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Saw this cute family on my walk.
Gathering pre-reopening customer feedback at the Broomfield Colorado Bay Aquatic Park.
June 4, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Gathering pre-reopening customer feedback at the Broomfield Colorado Bay Aquatic Park.
Bruce (Sears Craftsman push mower I named after the mechanical shark in Jaws) makes short work of native Colorado grasses. Still going strong after 55 years!
May 20, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Bruce (Sears Craftsman push mower I named after the mechanical shark in Jaws) makes short work of native Colorado grasses. Still going strong after 55 years!
Enjoying his free day at the pool.
May 15, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Enjoying his free day at the pool.
On the map, the border between North and South Dakota is also a straight line, looks like it was "drawn with a ruler." The obvious action is to merge the two into just "Dakota." Then Canada will be the 50th state. No need to change the flag! Am I right?!
March 12, 2025 at 2:48 PM
On the map, the border between North and South Dakota is also a straight line, looks like it was "drawn with a ruler." The obvious action is to merge the two into just "Dakota." Then Canada will be the 50th state. No need to change the flag! Am I right?!
Due to my inquiries into replacing my gas furnace with a ccASHP (cold climate Air Source Heat Pump) and learning how to start using Ubuntu instead of Microsoft, I set a new PR of 46 open tabs on my browser!
March 11, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Due to my inquiries into replacing my gas furnace with a ccASHP (cold climate Air Source Heat Pump) and learning how to start using Ubuntu instead of Microsoft, I set a new PR of 46 open tabs on my browser!
THE ALL CAPS IS LOSING ITS AFFECT. NEED A BIGGER FONT!
March 4, 2025 at 2:39 PM
THE ALL CAPS IS LOSING ITS AFFECT. NEED A BIGGER FONT!
I'm still learning one dimensional chess, I think.
March 3, 2025 at 7:54 PM
I'm still learning one dimensional chess, I think.
● New PR: 35 tabs open on my browser!
February 23, 2025 at 10:42 PM
● New PR: 35 tabs open on my browser!
Time for huge tariffs on chainsaws?
February 23, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Time for huge tariffs on chainsaws?