i picked up a used one at goodwill in remarkably decent shape for like... ten bucks i think it was? came with the carrying case, too.

this... this has to be a joke. there's no way this is an accident.

don't get me wrong, i'm all for promoting public/pedestrian transit: it would reduce car accidents and makes our cities safer in general; reduce waste and pollution of all types, especially chemical, light, and sound; conserve our limited and dwindling natural resources; and make us all healthier...

I... I think I got them all? Can you double check to make sure?