@thomas-warning1.bsky.social
Dad bods covered in a layer of fur rock. 🍍🦩
@petebuttigieg.bsky.social
I would definitely NOT kick him out of my bed.
I would definitely NOT kick him out of my bed.
May 2, 2025 at 2:09 AM
@petebuttigieg.bsky.social
I would definitely NOT kick him out of my bed.
I would definitely NOT kick him out of my bed.
At my age, one of my favorite pastimes is f@cking with phishing text messagers. I keep their texts and then periodically text them back. Or I sexually proposition them. Same is true for unsolicited messages about “work from home!” job offers.
Small pleasures.
Small pleasures.
April 23, 2025 at 6:47 PM
At my age, one of my favorite pastimes is f@cking with phishing text messagers. I keep their texts and then periodically text them back. Or I sexually proposition them. Same is true for unsolicited messages about “work from home!” job offers.
Small pleasures.
Small pleasures.
GOLF: where having a dad bod doesn’t matter.
April 13, 2025 at 9:58 PM
GOLF: where having a dad bod doesn’t matter.
@jdvance Confession time:
I have a very strange & disfunctional crush on JDVance. I know he’s as dumb as a box of hair, but I am obsessed w/ his dad bod & bearish looks.
I have a very strange & disfunctional crush on JDVance. I know he’s as dumb as a box of hair, but I am obsessed w/ his dad bod & bearish looks.
April 4, 2025 at 9:30 PM
@jdvance Confession time:
I have a very strange & disfunctional crush on JDVance. I know he’s as dumb as a box of hair, but I am obsessed w/ his dad bod & bearish looks.
I have a very strange & disfunctional crush on JDVance. I know he’s as dumb as a box of hair, but I am obsessed w/ his dad bod & bearish looks.
And to think, I never knew Twisted Sister made a Christmas Album.
February 15, 2025 at 2:15 AM
And to think, I never knew Twisted Sister made a Christmas Album.
Without reasonable legislative leaders that r willing 2 do what’s best 4 our country & would rather bend a knee & kiss the rings of the newest political “gods”, the time is fast approaching 4 revolution. #revolution 1/2
February 14, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Without reasonable legislative leaders that r willing 2 do what’s best 4 our country & would rather bend a knee & kiss the rings of the newest political “gods”, the time is fast approaching 4 revolution. #revolution 1/2
Certainly a lot of DEI type commercials in the superbowl. Hmmm.
February 10, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Certainly a lot of DEI type commercials in the superbowl. Hmmm.
Worst halftime show ever.
February 10, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Worst halftime show ever.
Elonazi is one the most disgusting, pasty, cellulite filled, moist, wet lipped things I have ever seen. He reminds me of a sagging old version of the Pillsbury Dough Boy. Can’t grow facial worth shit. Based on his looks, I bet he eats 12 yo boys each day.
February 8, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Elonazi is one the most disgusting, pasty, cellulite filled, moist, wet lipped things I have ever seen. He reminds me of a sagging old version of the Pillsbury Dough Boy. Can’t grow facial worth shit. Based on his looks, I bet he eats 12 yo boys each day.
Fun fact of the day:
Technically, there are no such things as vegetables. Natural produce is either fruit, leaves, tubers, roots, bulbs, flowers, seeds, or stalks. “Vegetable” is an all-inclusive term for something other than a fruit.
Technically, there are no such things as vegetables. Natural produce is either fruit, leaves, tubers, roots, bulbs, flowers, seeds, or stalks. “Vegetable” is an all-inclusive term for something other than a fruit.
February 7, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Fun fact of the day:
Technically, there are no such things as vegetables. Natural produce is either fruit, leaves, tubers, roots, bulbs, flowers, seeds, or stalks. “Vegetable” is an all-inclusive term for something other than a fruit.
Technically, there are no such things as vegetables. Natural produce is either fruit, leaves, tubers, roots, bulbs, flowers, seeds, or stalks. “Vegetable” is an all-inclusive term for something other than a fruit.
What is it with all the recent feminine full body deodorant ads: under boob, “down there”, butt crack, etc. Did women just suddenly discover they smelled?
February 6, 2025 at 3:24 PM
What is it with all the recent feminine full body deodorant ads: under boob, “down there”, butt crack, etc. Did women just suddenly discover they smelled?
Great quote:
I know, but you have to wait. It’s just like the DMV, only jail.
I know, but you have to wait. It’s just like the DMV, only jail.
February 5, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Great quote:
I know, but you have to wait. It’s just like the DMV, only jail.
I know, but you have to wait. It’s just like the DMV, only jail.
“god is not great”
Read the book. The first two chapters are hauntingly a prediction of our current status.
Read the book. The first two chapters are hauntingly a prediction of our current status.
February 5, 2025 at 3:53 PM
“god is not great”
Read the book. The first two chapters are hauntingly a prediction of our current status.
Read the book. The first two chapters are hauntingly a prediction of our current status.
Why are all the people and powers that count so afraid to confront Trump and his dick lickers and tell them to fuck off!
February 5, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Why are all the people and powers that count so afraid to confront Trump and his dick lickers and tell them to fuck off!
Now is actually a good time for an insurrection.
February 5, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Now is actually a good time for an insurrection.
@lmzf.bsky.social
Is this the LMZF gaming group? (Lost my Zimmer Frame)
Is this the LMZF gaming group? (Lost my Zimmer Frame)
February 3, 2025 at 4:35 PM
@lmzf.bsky.social
Is this the LMZF gaming group? (Lost my Zimmer Frame)
Is this the LMZF gaming group? (Lost my Zimmer Frame)
@eviljelly.bsky.social
If you cook a mean steak, u need to come to Iowa sometime. My son-in-law raises grass-fed cattle. Best. Beef. Ever. Though I wouldn’t recommend planning a vacation here. Unless ur into farming, Iowa is pretty boring. Think of the most boring farmland in Eng. and triple it.
If you cook a mean steak, u need to come to Iowa sometime. My son-in-law raises grass-fed cattle. Best. Beef. Ever. Though I wouldn’t recommend planning a vacation here. Unless ur into farming, Iowa is pretty boring. Think of the most boring farmland in Eng. and triple it.
February 3, 2025 at 4:29 PM
@eviljelly.bsky.social
If you cook a mean steak, u need to come to Iowa sometime. My son-in-law raises grass-fed cattle. Best. Beef. Ever. Though I wouldn’t recommend planning a vacation here. Unless ur into farming, Iowa is pretty boring. Think of the most boring farmland in Eng. and triple it.
If you cook a mean steak, u need to come to Iowa sometime. My son-in-law raises grass-fed cattle. Best. Beef. Ever. Though I wouldn’t recommend planning a vacation here. Unless ur into farming, Iowa is pretty boring. Think of the most boring farmland in Eng. and triple it.
@eviljelly.bsky.social
You look nothing like I imagined based on your voice. 🙂
You look nothing like I imagined based on your voice. 🙂
February 3, 2025 at 4:11 PM
@eviljelly.bsky.social
You look nothing like I imagined based on your voice. 🙂
You look nothing like I imagined based on your voice. 🙂
Our grandparents and forefathers, even if they too were republican, would be ashamed of what our politics has become.
January 31, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Our grandparents and forefathers, even if they too were republican, would be ashamed of what our politics has become.
Our politicians are weak and spineless. If so many politicians and others who attended the inauguration were disgusted and bothered by the dishonorable and disrespectful behavior and actions that took place, why didn’t they just walk out? Or not show up?
January 30, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Our politicians are weak and spineless. If so many politicians and others who attended the inauguration were disgusted and bothered by the dishonorable and disrespectful behavior and actions that took place, why didn’t they just walk out? Or not show up?
Be wary as the eyes of Big Brother bring you into view.
Dare to upset the Equilibrium.
Beware the Fíre Man doesn’t come for you.
This message brought to you by The Animal Farm.
For mor information call:
V-451-1984
Dare to upset the Equilibrium.
Beware the Fíre Man doesn’t come for you.
This message brought to you by The Animal Farm.
For mor information call:
V-451-1984
January 30, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Be wary as the eyes of Big Brother bring you into view.
Dare to upset the Equilibrium.
Beware the Fíre Man doesn’t come for you.
This message brought to you by The Animal Farm.
For mor information call:
V-451-1984
Dare to upset the Equilibrium.
Beware the Fíre Man doesn’t come for you.
This message brought to you by The Animal Farm.
For mor information call:
V-451-1984