Breaking: Cruella DeVille, Worm Brain, and Twitler join the cabinet. April Fools? Nope, just 2025. Stay tuned for the Signal chat invite where Mayor Pete is revealed as POTUS via paperwork glitch. Investigation impossible due to Administrative Investigatory Body being Doged! More at 11:00!!!

It’s been a weird start to the year. Covid on day one. Political landscape all messed up. But now I got to get things right for a bit.

People think Trump’s the problem. I’m thinking he’s just a weak minded fool who allowed Elon into the inner circle. We might wanna look hard at Elon! Looks like he’s trying to take over the world.

Anders Vistisen may get sanctioned but let it be known that he’s got a great big set on him and doesn’t mince words. He stood up bigly!

Never thought that I could be turned into a lesbian by executive order, yet here we are.

Love all the people saying that innocent people don’t need pardons after Biden pardoned his family and a few others. I hope they remember this in the coming days. Also I hope they understand irony.

Bluesky needs to allow longer than 1 minute video clips

It’s apropos that my first post on this thing is of Jake performing on his birthday!