Clara
@thistleblue.bsky.social
Sci-Fi Nerd. Programmer. I solve the unsolvable. HRT: 26/05/23
Trans Girl | She/Her | Big ol' Gay | Deffo Goth | Cute Mess
Free Palestine!
I own too many games to JUST play Minecraft daily
Trans Girl | She/Her | Big ol' Gay | Deffo Goth | Cute Mess
Free Palestine!
I own too many games to JUST play Minecraft daily
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Clara
@thistleblue.bsky.social
· Nov 29
If you follow me, I reserve the right to kiss you if you're a woman, or an enby, at any point in time.
I feel so sorry for the wonderful woman that just turned up at my door to talk about Marie Curie, I arrived at the door in boxers.
At least she said I didn't look over 35. Thanks now I'm going to crawl up into a ball and die, she was so pretty too. Fuck me I'm so gay
At least she said I didn't look over 35. Thanks now I'm going to crawl up into a ball and die, she was so pretty too. Fuck me I'm so gay
May 16, 2025 at 1:20 PM
I feel so sorry for the wonderful woman that just turned up at my door to talk about Marie Curie, I arrived at the door in boxers.
At least she said I didn't look over 35. Thanks now I'm going to crawl up into a ball and die, she was so pretty too. Fuck me I'm so gay
At least she said I didn't look over 35. Thanks now I'm going to crawl up into a ball and die, she was so pretty too. Fuck me I'm so gay
Anyone got a time machine to see how I'd look in the future if I got FFS, a BA or two and how I'd do with a fanny and how recovery was.
I'd love to know before committing to anything.
I think my face is fine though. Breasts..well, 2 years in and they're doing the pain thing again. But a V..mmm
I'd love to know before committing to anything.
I think my face is fine though. Breasts..well, 2 years in and they're doing the pain thing again. But a V..mmm
May 11, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Anyone got a time machine to see how I'd look in the future if I got FFS, a BA or two and how I'd do with a fanny and how recovery was.
I'd love to know before committing to anything.
I think my face is fine though. Breasts..well, 2 years in and they're doing the pain thing again. But a V..mmm
I'd love to know before committing to anything.
I think my face is fine though. Breasts..well, 2 years in and they're doing the pain thing again. But a V..mmm
Sitting in an empower all webinar as a trans woman and they're talking about menopause.
April 30, 2025 at 10:20 AM
Sitting in an empower all webinar as a trans woman and they're talking about menopause.
OHHHHHHHHHHH it's not all on me, women's sizing is just fucking broken.
Makes sense how an A-Line skirt in 5XL size didn't come close to fitting, but a 4XL Pencil Skirt was close, it got over everything and just couldn't zip it up.
We need fucking magic technology that allows trying on at home..
Makes sense how an A-Line skirt in 5XL size didn't come close to fitting, but a 4XL Pencil Skirt was close, it got over everything and just couldn't zip it up.
We need fucking magic technology that allows trying on at home..
April 28, 2025 at 1:39 PM
OHHHHHHHHHHH it's not all on me, women's sizing is just fucking broken.
Makes sense how an A-Line skirt in 5XL size didn't come close to fitting, but a 4XL Pencil Skirt was close, it got over everything and just couldn't zip it up.
We need fucking magic technology that allows trying on at home..
Makes sense how an A-Line skirt in 5XL size didn't come close to fitting, but a 4XL Pencil Skirt was close, it got over everything and just couldn't zip it up.
We need fucking magic technology that allows trying on at home..
Selling a plus size garment without some form of elastic in it should be illegal. The fuck to you mean a 5XL barely fits over my fucking thighs, nevermind getting past my stomach
And that's a size up from what I'm normally used to
Are they just not supposed to get past the that point or something?
And that's a size up from what I'm normally used to
Are they just not supposed to get past the that point or something?
April 28, 2025 at 10:42 AM
Selling a plus size garment without some form of elastic in it should be illegal. The fuck to you mean a 5XL barely fits over my fucking thighs, nevermind getting past my stomach
And that's a size up from what I'm normally used to
Are they just not supposed to get past the that point or something?
And that's a size up from what I'm normally used to
Are they just not supposed to get past the that point or something?
Not my mum getting on at me about getting black clothing and joking about colourful clothing.
Does this playlist look like someone that isn't fully intending on decking themselves out with alternative clothing that is mostly black..
The Rolling Stones put it best, paint it black.
Does this playlist look like someone that isn't fully intending on decking themselves out with alternative clothing that is mostly black..
The Rolling Stones put it best, paint it black.
April 27, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Not my mum getting on at me about getting black clothing and joking about colourful clothing.
Does this playlist look like someone that isn't fully intending on decking themselves out with alternative clothing that is mostly black..
The Rolling Stones put it best, paint it black.
Does this playlist look like someone that isn't fully intending on decking themselves out with alternative clothing that is mostly black..
The Rolling Stones put it best, paint it black.
Minor panic attack that I left a vibrator lying around with someone walking past my bedroom.
I remembered pretty quickly it's away and out of sight. Phew..
I remembered pretty quickly it's away and out of sight. Phew..
April 25, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Minor panic attack that I left a vibrator lying around with someone walking past my bedroom.
I remembered pretty quickly it's away and out of sight. Phew..
I remembered pretty quickly it's away and out of sight. Phew..
Heatwave incoming next week. About time I had a reason to start getting into more femme clothing. And what better than a skirt for that airflow
April 25, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Heatwave incoming next week. About time I had a reason to start getting into more femme clothing. And what better than a skirt for that airflow
I hereby decree it a necessity to consume an Oreo following the ingestion of an E pill
April 24, 2025 at 10:21 PM
I hereby decree it a necessity to consume an Oreo following the ingestion of an E pill
Fuck if there's one thing about working in a tech job that I hate oh so fucking much, it's the lack of clear documentation that exists, then when I suggest that maybe the information needs to be written down I'm handed the work to write it down.
The reason I asked is because I DON'T KNOW
The reason I asked is because I DON'T KNOW
a man standing in front of a blue door with the words " i don 't know "
Alt: David Tennant playing The 10th Doctor saying the words "I don't know" while standing on front of the TARDIS
media.tenor.com
April 24, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Fuck if there's one thing about working in a tech job that I hate oh so fucking much, it's the lack of clear documentation that exists, then when I suggest that maybe the information needs to be written down I'm handed the work to write it down.
The reason I asked is because I DON'T KNOW
The reason I asked is because I DON'T KNOW
I don't know if it's the change to e pills or Finasteride but something fucky is going on..or rather not fucky.
Ehhhhhhh not a fan
Ehhhhhhh not a fan
April 24, 2025 at 12:19 PM
I don't know if it's the change to e pills or Finasteride but something fucky is going on..or rather not fucky.
Ehhhhhhh not a fan
Ehhhhhhh not a fan
I think I just uncovered childhood trauma.
But like I don't know if it is trauma in the first place.
I hated vegetables, still do, but had a step dad that made me eat them. And on the MAAAAANY occasions that I refused, think daily, he would make me stand in the middle of the room and shout at me..
But like I don't know if it is trauma in the first place.
I hated vegetables, still do, but had a step dad that made me eat them. And on the MAAAAANY occasions that I refused, think daily, he would make me stand in the middle of the room and shout at me..
April 23, 2025 at 3:53 PM
I think I just uncovered childhood trauma.
But like I don't know if it is trauma in the first place.
I hated vegetables, still do, but had a step dad that made me eat them. And on the MAAAAANY occasions that I refused, think daily, he would make me stand in the middle of the room and shout at me..
But like I don't know if it is trauma in the first place.
I hated vegetables, still do, but had a step dad that made me eat them. And on the MAAAAANY occasions that I refused, think daily, he would make me stand in the middle of the room and shout at me..
A lot of people forget how tiring puberty is
April 21, 2025 at 10:04 PM
A lot of people forget how tiring puberty is
I wish there was a way to see Estrogen levels in real, or near real time. Like a Dexcom but for E2.
I'd have that shit hooked up to a bit and post my E levels on the internet. Shit sounds so cool
I'd have that shit hooked up to a bit and post my E levels on the internet. Shit sounds so cool
April 20, 2025 at 3:07 PM
I wish there was a way to see Estrogen levels in real, or near real time. Like a Dexcom but for E2.
I'd have that shit hooked up to a bit and post my E levels on the internet. Shit sounds so cool
I'd have that shit hooked up to a bit and post my E levels on the internet. Shit sounds so cool
Hmmm 9am, 4pm and 11pm are good times for E pills right?
7 hours between pills, 10 hours sleep..should be fine. Right?
7 hours between pills, 10 hours sleep..should be fine. Right?
April 20, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Hmmm 9am, 4pm and 11pm are good times for E pills right?
7 hours between pills, 10 hours sleep..should be fine. Right?
7 hours between pills, 10 hours sleep..should be fine. Right?
Good thing I read into things too much, Progynova isn't better though sublingual administration.
April 18, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Good thing I read into things too much, Progynova isn't better though sublingual administration.
Reposted by Clara
Breaking news
Trans Kids Deserve Better have climbed the telegraph office building and hung a banner saying "the daily smellograph"
Trans Kids Deserve Better have climbed the telegraph office building and hung a banner saying "the daily smellograph"
April 17, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Breaking news
Trans Kids Deserve Better have climbed the telegraph office building and hung a banner saying "the daily smellograph"
Trans Kids Deserve Better have climbed the telegraph office building and hung a banner saying "the daily smellograph"
Taking off my E patches early was a nice gift. Less itching. Onto Progynova 6mg!
April 17, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Taking off my E patches early was a nice gift. Less itching. Onto Progynova 6mg!
sometimes I wish that hrt would just redistribute the fat that's already there, what do you mean I have to lose so much and then gain to get it in the right places. that's bullshit, and depressing. exercise is depressing.
no exercise, only boobs and curves.
no exercise, only boobs and curves.
March 30, 2025 at 4:14 PM
sometimes I wish that hrt would just redistribute the fat that's already there, what do you mean I have to lose so much and then gain to get it in the right places. that's bullshit, and depressing. exercise is depressing.
no exercise, only boobs and curves.
no exercise, only boobs and curves.
when we getting the snap of a finger bottom surgery, we have the trans women scientists AND we have the witches, so like where's the magic
gimme the ritual, let's just keep it without a sacrifice, unless it's a billionaire.
gimme the ritual, let's just keep it without a sacrifice, unless it's a billionaire.
March 30, 2025 at 4:13 PM
when we getting the snap of a finger bottom surgery, we have the trans women scientists AND we have the witches, so like where's the magic
gimme the ritual, let's just keep it without a sacrifice, unless it's a billionaire.
gimme the ritual, let's just keep it without a sacrifice, unless it's a billionaire.
I don't think I'll ever get over my work pulling me away from the best work environment and team I've ever had. Especially considering that the squad had a Squad Lead that was amazing, and had gone off on Mat leave mid last year.
March 17, 2025 at 5:02 PM
I don't think I'll ever get over my work pulling me away from the best work environment and team I've ever had. Especially considering that the squad had a Squad Lead that was amazing, and had gone off on Mat leave mid last year.
My brain is fucking chaos all the time and as an effect of that so is my surroundings. And yet I'm repeatedly shamed for it happening again and again.
I'm fucking sick of being the one that cops it when I cannot control how my brain functions
I'm fucking sick of being the one that cops it when I cannot control how my brain functions
March 16, 2025 at 11:37 AM
My brain is fucking chaos all the time and as an effect of that so is my surroundings. And yet I'm repeatedly shamed for it happening again and again.
I'm fucking sick of being the one that cops it when I cannot control how my brain functions
I'm fucking sick of being the one that cops it when I cannot control how my brain functions
I'm such a nerd. I cannot go without overexplaining the Year 2038 problem when I see something that includes the date and time of 2038-01-19 3:14am UTC.
March 14, 2025 at 11:11 PM
I'm such a nerd. I cannot go without overexplaining the Year 2038 problem when I see something that includes the date and time of 2038-01-19 3:14am UTC.