Declan
@thistimeitslupus.bsky.social
Writer, layabout, general purpose wastrel. Former caregiver and stand-up comic. If the conversation's awkward, it's probably because I haven't figured out this whole agoraphobia thing yet. Or the ketamine just kicked in. Who knows?
American Football would be so much safer and interesting if they swapped the turf for sand instead.
September 16, 2025 at 3:19 AM
American Football would be so much safer and interesting if they swapped the turf for sand instead.
Big sigh of relief realizing Jack LaLanne is dead and that I wasn't on the wrong side of this whole "juice your way to immortality" thing. If that man were a Highlander, I think we'd all be so fucked.
September 5, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Big sigh of relief realizing Jack LaLanne is dead and that I wasn't on the wrong side of this whole "juice your way to immortality" thing. If that man were a Highlander, I think we'd all be so fucked.
Do your part in the war against scurvy!
Eat a fucking orange.
Eat a fucking orange.
July 27, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Do your part in the war against scurvy!
Eat a fucking orange.
Eat a fucking orange.
The UrbanMech. No matter how slow and trashcan-like they may be, that AC20 makes them too risky to ignore.
July 13, 2025 at 9:48 AM
The UrbanMech. No matter how slow and trashcan-like they may be, that AC20 makes them too risky to ignore.
Just in case it's been too subtle:
Fuck ICE.
Be safe, LA, but never be quiet.
Fuck ICE.
Be safe, LA, but never be quiet.
June 9, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Just in case it's been too subtle:
Fuck ICE.
Be safe, LA, but never be quiet.
Fuck ICE.
Be safe, LA, but never be quiet.
Eating crow should be a part of every balanced diet.
June 7, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Eating crow should be a part of every balanced diet.
Why do I have a growing suspicion that we all should be heavily investing in leaf-blowers?
April 30, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Why do I have a growing suspicion that we all should be heavily investing in leaf-blowers?
If I knew going commando was an option, I would've started playing Baldur's Gate 3 a lot sooner.
December 8, 2024 at 7:19 AM
If I knew going commando was an option, I would've started playing Baldur's Gate 3 a lot sooner.
I may not have money. I may not even have a unique set of skills. But, holy shit, do I have an abundance of photogenic cats in my life to show you.
December 5, 2024 at 12:22 AM
I may not have money. I may not even have a unique set of skills. But, holy shit, do I have an abundance of photogenic cats in my life to show you.
Wobbly cat at rest.
December 4, 2024 at 11:10 PM
Wobbly cat at rest.
This is Zena. She won't let me pet her, but she follows me constantly, waiting for new USB cords to feast upon. Talk about power hungry.
December 2, 2024 at 6:49 PM
This is Zena. She won't let me pet her, but she follows me constantly, waiting for new USB cords to feast upon. Talk about power hungry.
Found a yeller. Borrowed cats are sometimes the best cats.
December 1, 2024 at 10:58 PM
Found a yeller. Borrowed cats are sometimes the best cats.
(Diesel engine idling noises not pictured.)
November 23, 2024 at 5:15 PM
(Diesel engine idling noises not pictured.)
She's bigger and wobblier than she looks.
November 23, 2024 at 2:27 PM
She's bigger and wobblier than she looks.
One of the best companions for a lupus flare.
November 21, 2024 at 7:02 PM
One of the best companions for a lupus flare.
I've got enough cat pictures saved up to trick just about anyone into thinking I'm not super depressed.
November 20, 2024 at 9:34 PM
I've got enough cat pictures saved up to trick just about anyone into thinking I'm not super depressed.