Micah Carver
@thismicahcarver.bsky.social
Storyteller. Father. Husband. Other things.
I write about #MalePatternBrokenness and #TheEtiquetteofFallingApart, among other things. Follow @jennywood.bsky.social and find me/us all across the internet:
https://linktr.ee/micahcarver
I write about #MalePatternBrokenness and #TheEtiquetteofFallingApart, among other things. Follow @jennywood.bsky.social and find me/us all across the internet:
https://linktr.ee/micahcarver
Thank you for coming to my TedTalk.
July 4, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Thank you for coming to my TedTalk.
A Cyber Truck advertising a retail clinic for men who can’t get an erection is redundant:
May 18, 2025 at 4:02 PM
A Cyber Truck advertising a retail clinic for men who can’t get an erection is redundant:
Over on TikTok, my grammar lessons are getting me in trouble:
January 1, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Over on TikTok, my grammar lessons are getting me in trouble:
When David Berman sang “people gotta synchronize to animal time,“ I wonder if this is what he meant:
December 10, 2024 at 12:44 PM
When David Berman sang “people gotta synchronize to animal time,“ I wonder if this is what he meant:
Found the original cover art for Weezer’s “Pinkerton” in Goodwill today:
December 10, 2024 at 2:30 AM
Found the original cover art for Weezer’s “Pinkerton” in Goodwill today:
Be the humor you want to see in the world:
December 3, 2024 at 1:26 PM
Be the humor you want to see in the world:
Working from home is great but one potential downside is getting to the grocery store without remembering to change shoes.
December 2, 2024 at 9:46 PM
Working from home is great but one potential downside is getting to the grocery store without remembering to change shoes.
Happy Thanksgiving, BlueSky friends — from me & @jennywood.bsky.social.
November 28, 2024 at 9:22 PM
Happy Thanksgiving, BlueSky friends — from me & @jennywood.bsky.social.
In short, this…but replace Bob Dylan with Thomas Kinkade, and “texting” with “visiting me from beyond the grave.”
November 27, 2024 at 11:04 PM
In short, this…but replace Bob Dylan with Thomas Kinkade, and “texting” with “visiting me from beyond the grave.”
Proof that, if she was still alive, my mom wouldn’t have enjoyed this app.
November 27, 2024 at 6:54 PM
Proof that, if she was still alive, my mom wouldn’t have enjoyed this app.
If you see this, I invite you to post a picture from whatever device you’re on, with no explanation.
November 25, 2024 at 1:11 AM
If you see this, I invite you to post a picture from whatever device you’re on, with no explanation.
Stay weird, BlueSky:
November 24, 2024 at 5:04 PM
Stay weird, BlueSky:
Be the art you would like to see in the world.
November 23, 2024 at 6:26 PM
Be the art you would like to see in the world.
Anytime I need to remember that the poor will inherit the earth, I remind myself that David Ramsey only has 59 followers on this app and had to add a 1 to his handle because someone beat him to it:
November 22, 2024 at 8:36 PM
Anytime I need to remember that the poor will inherit the earth, I remind myself that David Ramsey only has 59 followers on this app and had to add a 1 to his handle because someone beat him to it:
Post you from a different era.
November 22, 2024 at 1:19 AM
Post you from a different era.
I don’t like waste, so I’ve been drinking these, but it’s not my favorite thing carbonated water has ever done. Thankfully, this is the last one:
November 21, 2024 at 10:08 PM
I don’t like waste, so I’ve been drinking these, but it’s not my favorite thing carbonated water has ever done. Thankfully, this is the last one:
ACAB includes these guys:
November 21, 2024 at 1:33 AM
ACAB includes these guys:
quote with a picture of yourself so people know who they're dealing with.
November 15, 2024 at 5:26 PM
quote with a picture of yourself so people know who they're dealing with.
I’m also abiding by the collard shirt Zoom rule, but my client was in a black t-shirt so I felt overdressed.
November 12, 2024 at 7:55 PM
I’m also abiding by the collard shirt Zoom rule, but my client was in a black t-shirt so I felt overdressed.
Here’s me talking about the idea of a “safe person” for approximately 30 seconds.
November 12, 2024 at 7:04 PM
Here’s me talking about the idea of a “safe person” for approximately 30 seconds.
Chapter 4 drops tomorrow & I hate almost every word of it. But it is what happened. Here's a preview:
"I expected marriage to renovate me, to restore me to my former glory, but it turned out to be a sledgehammer knocking out the wobbly posts and rotten beams that propped me up."
Get into it:
"I expected marriage to renovate me, to restore me to my former glory, but it turned out to be a sledgehammer knocking out the wobbly posts and rotten beams that propped me up."
Get into it:
June 22, 2023 at 3:15 PM
Chapter 4 drops tomorrow & I hate almost every word of it. But it is what happened. Here's a preview:
"I expected marriage to renovate me, to restore me to my former glory, but it turned out to be a sledgehammer knocking out the wobbly posts and rotten beams that propped me up."
Get into it:
"I expected marriage to renovate me, to restore me to my former glory, but it turned out to be a sledgehammer knocking out the wobbly posts and rotten beams that propped me up."
Get into it: