john
@thismapiswrong.bsky.social
British Idiot in Philadelphia via Spain and Sweden. He/Him.
They’re still called tweets.
They’re still called tweets.
This picture sums up my life
May 11, 2025 at 11:57 PM
This picture sums up my life
This is the guy we’re gonna give up to upgrade our backup at corner?
April 19, 2025 at 11:21 PM
This is the guy we’re gonna give up to upgrade our backup at corner?
Just a totally normal human day
April 12, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Just a totally normal human day
Long to the back post
April 8, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Long to the back post
Does American know something I don’t?
April 8, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Does American know something I don’t?
This dog looks when Atreus mouths off in god of war
February 21, 2025 at 2:00 PM
This dog looks when Atreus mouths off in god of war
9-2 to Stoke in my 2 games this year!
February 15, 2025 at 5:31 PM
9-2 to Stoke in my 2 games this year!
I’m nothing if not inconsistent
February 6, 2025 at 12:24 AM
I’m nothing if not inconsistent
How old are the rest of their players?!
Bloody hell no wonder they’re struggling.
Bloody hell no wonder they’re struggling.
January 25, 2025 at 1:05 PM
How old are the rest of their players?!
Bloody hell no wonder they’re struggling.
Bloody hell no wonder they’re struggling.
Kinda thought I was going soft in my old age til I bothered to check the sensible scale on my walk home, fucking hell.
January 22, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Kinda thought I was going soft in my old age til I bothered to check the sensible scale on my walk home, fucking hell.
Applying this to all aspects of life. See you in the spring.
January 22, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Applying this to all aspects of life. See you in the spring.
These sorts of memes are exactly why it’s so easy to pick up Philadelphia sports, being from Stoke.
Go birds.
Go birds.
January 18, 2025 at 8:29 PM
These sorts of memes are exactly why it’s so easy to pick up Philadelphia sports, being from Stoke.
Go birds.
Go birds.
Quiz winners at South House!
January 9, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Quiz winners at South House!
62 hours post nicotine now and it still sucks but Pumpkin is helping
January 8, 2025 at 3:31 PM
62 hours post nicotine now and it still sucks but Pumpkin is helping
How it started vs how it’s going
January 5, 2025 at 6:32 PM
How it started vs how it’s going
Having been raised watching keeping up appearances I assume this targeted ad means I’ve made it.
January 4, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Having been raised watching keeping up appearances I assume this targeted ad means I’ve made it.
Arsenal fans are now trying to Gerrymander themselves a title?
January 2, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Arsenal fans are now trying to Gerrymander themselves a title?
Unseasonable warmth in Philly today!
December 30, 2024 at 7:18 PM
Unseasonable warmth in Philly today!
Dutch players on pro evo
December 26, 2024 at 7:28 PM
Dutch players on pro evo
An airport that charges £7 a beer can’t afford a genuine copy of Windows?
December 23, 2024 at 8:56 AM
An airport that charges £7 a beer can’t afford a genuine copy of Windows?