You write about a lot of stuff I never thought I cared about but I've enjoyed reading your interpretation. I just CANNOT with this story, though.

His bat is, perhaps, a bit underwhelming but he's a good 3B and any improvement to the infield defense is a good thing at this point. Coors Field is my current home park and I got to watch his entire career. He was a solid Rockie fwiw. Good for him for getting off that sinking ship, at least.

Sometimes you simply need to turn the other cheek

All these people who are like "AI will plan your vacations and kids birthday parties" are people who have never done any of it anyway and treat their human assistants like AI as it is.

Seems to me it's a quick way to identify if the account you're interacting with is who they say they are. Lots of celebrity impersonator accounts out there, especially in sports coverage.

No problem. It's a great bar. Maybe we'll bump into each one day.

I can't believe it took you 2 years to come up with a response to this post yet you didn't even read it correctly. Take it easy.