Not just on that day, every lie, court judgement, dodgy deal, dodgy friends **cough cough Epstein **, every bumbling illiterate speech, every sleepy moment, no news organisation should be acting as Trumps fluffer, certainly not a British one

"I love the smell of onions and mustard in the morning...... Smelled like...... Subway"

The passengers calmly sitting in their seats is a bit of a give away....... I'm surprised it doesn't have thought bubbles with them grumbling about the delay

Who needs pepper spray when Lynx Africa is so readily available.

30p is just lucky his war wounds didn't leave him requiring a mobility car.... #LestWeForget30psBS

They're going to need a bigger wall "Andrew Mountbatten Windsor is a sweaty nonce"

Correction: Isn't that just Twitter.

Isn't that just SM?

Oh come on, Ash is perfectly capable of undermining herself without any outside help.

She just wants the membership card for her collection.

The people of Clacton are jealous, they don't even get a cardboard cut out.

What's not to like, Chocolate 😋, caramel 😋, pennuts 😋, nougat 😋 and soup from a vending machine 😋

I used to dunk a Snickers into Tomato soup mmm mmm mmm 😋

Yeah but, if they don't declare war then it's just a policing action.... So he's still the antiwar president 😉