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Felt like I was fighting for my life trying to make it on time this morning. And now I’m 10 min late to a meeting.
May 27, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Felt like I was fighting for my life trying to make it on time this morning. And now I’m 10 min late to a meeting.
Before you choose to be that asshole remember that time you wished someone showed you grace
May 22, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Before you choose to be that asshole remember that time you wished someone showed you grace
When I see drivers do crazy things, I don’t see a police officer in sight. I do a little roll and stop and here go some flashing lights behind me. 😒
April 16, 2025 at 3:13 PM
When I see drivers do crazy things, I don’t see a police officer in sight. I do a little roll and stop and here go some flashing lights behind me. 😒
Haven’t gone to Starbucks in a minute. And my food was so cold I thought they just got it from the freezer. I’ll stick with Dunkin
April 14, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Haven’t gone to Starbucks in a minute. And my food was so cold I thought they just got it from the freezer. I’ll stick with Dunkin
I’m going to start asking #dunkindonuts for a caramel craze neat. Cause my large is giving a medium pour. And that’s crazy!
April 3, 2025 at 12:58 PM
I’m going to start asking #dunkindonuts for a caramel craze neat. Cause my large is giving a medium pour. And that’s crazy!
Finally stepped out of my comfort zone and changed the station on my Pandora. 90% of these new artist use samples and quote song lyrics. There must be a shortage of producers and song writers. Back to my Kevin Gates station…
April 2, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Finally stepped out of my comfort zone and changed the station on my Pandora. 90% of these new artist use samples and quote song lyrics. There must be a shortage of producers and song writers. Back to my Kevin Gates station…
Pandora politely let me know that my favorite Artist has a new album. I know and I’m obsessed already.
March 30, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Pandora politely let me know that my favorite Artist has a new album. I know and I’m obsessed already.
Why is a full synthetic oil change so expensive? How much is real oil?
March 28, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Why is a full synthetic oil change so expensive? How much is real oil?
My gps has taken me over the river and through the woods to get my dentist. The 40 min drive has taken me almost an hour…
March 25, 2025 at 1:07 PM
My gps has taken me over the river and through the woods to get my dentist. The 40 min drive has taken me almost an hour…
Dear Dunkin,
I get it, I’m here ever other day. But can I get some napkins???
I get it, I’m here ever other day. But can I get some napkins???
March 13, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Dear Dunkin,
I get it, I’m here ever other day. But can I get some napkins???
I get it, I’m here ever other day. But can I get some napkins???
My mom’s answer for every ailment is to have a child. You got a cold, have a child. Your left toe hurt, have a child.
March 8, 2025 at 3:43 AM
My mom’s answer for every ailment is to have a child. You got a cold, have a child. Your left toe hurt, have a child.
I miss Florida Blue already. I am paying more with Cigna and we are only 5 days into this new insurance…
March 5, 2025 at 3:55 PM
I miss Florida Blue already. I am paying more with Cigna and we are only 5 days into this new insurance…
Who is paying for this overtime of congress?
March 5, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Who is paying for this overtime of congress?
Who is the VP again? Cause I haven’t seen him in a while.
March 5, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Who is the VP again? Cause I haven’t seen him in a while.
I know we can’t buy anything today. But I need gas and some juice…
February 28, 2025 at 12:49 PM
I know we can’t buy anything today. But I need gas and some juice…
People be acting like they do things all by themselves. Knowing good and well they wouldn’t be ANYWHERE without help
February 19, 2025 at 3:51 AM
People be acting like they do things all by themselves. Knowing good and well they wouldn’t be ANYWHERE without help
Nobody:
Me: 🗣️ WHERE THEM FANS AT!
Me: 🗣️ WHERE THEM FANS AT!
February 12, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Nobody:
Me: 🗣️ WHERE THEM FANS AT!
Me: 🗣️ WHERE THEM FANS AT!
Never fails…I can be the only car in the drive thru at McDonald’s they will still say…can you park at number blah blah.
February 9, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Never fails…I can be the only car in the drive thru at McDonald’s they will still say…can you park at number blah blah.
I am mad Apple Music did not list “The Heat” as one of her essential albums. #firstworldproblems
February 4, 2025 at 4:52 PM
I am mad Apple Music did not list “The Heat” as one of her essential albums. #firstworldproblems
There is a 17 year difference between Clareesa and Papoose. And yall more bothered by Remy Ma coming for her.
February 2, 2025 at 2:51 PM
There is a 17 year difference between Clareesa and Papoose. And yall more bothered by Remy Ma coming for her.
I need the American Disabilities Act to sue Donald Trump for his comments! Instead of taking blame for the plane accident cause he fired key people, he wants to say they have people who have disabilities in the airport!
January 31, 2025 at 2:10 PM
I need the American Disabilities Act to sue Donald Trump for his comments! Instead of taking blame for the plane accident cause he fired key people, he wants to say they have people who have disabilities in the airport!
We need more radical aggressive Democrats. Cause killing them with kindness is not working.
January 29, 2025 at 1:33 PM
We need more radical aggressive Democrats. Cause killing them with kindness is not working.
Love and Basketball is on 🥹
January 21, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Love and Basketball is on 🥹
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