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Business communiques from the Era of Business curated by Central Exorbitance Officer, Lycra Bustier
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if you are out of quota lubricant and your Lubrication Officer is unavailable, stapler lubricant can be used in a pinch. #thisisbusiness #business #businesscore #retrotech #officelife
Woman applying lubricant to a 5-1/2" floppy disk in front of an Apple computer. Text reads: Remember! Remember! Failing to apply quota lubricant to your business disks is a fireable offense. If you see disks going unlubricated, contact your quadrant's lubrication office immediately. Failure to do so will result in re-absorption.
February 20, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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if you did not submit timesheets during the Business hibernation solstice, please report to J.A.N.E.T. for rescuppering. bring a jacket.

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Stone figure cracking its head open, from which the following words emanate: the holy mind-seal of productivity has been hewn asunder, prepare your timesheets and rejoice! for business is open
February 20, 2025 at 2:24 AM