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a fan of the portland trail blazers
when you piss all over the bar bathroom, this is who has to clean it up
November 15, 2025 at 9:33 PM
when you piss all over the bar bathroom, this is who has to clean it up
the last time i saw destroyer i thought, “this is one of the best shows i’ve seen in my life,” & somehow their show last night was BETTER
October 25, 2025 at 8:52 PM
the last time i saw destroyer i thought, “this is one of the best shows i’ve seen in my life,” & somehow their show last night was BETTER
good hike today :)
August 5, 2025 at 2:11 AM
good hike today :)
i love the high desert of oregon so fucking much holy shit
July 14, 2025 at 9:47 PM
i love the high desert of oregon so fucking much holy shit
kid pointed at mount saint helens & asked, “is that a volcano?”
buddy, that is THE volcano. dumbass.
buddy, that is THE volcano. dumbass.
July 8, 2025 at 5:38 PM
kid pointed at mount saint helens & asked, “is that a volcano?”
buddy, that is THE volcano. dumbass.
buddy, that is THE volcano. dumbass.
i’m back from my overnight on the mountain, did a hike this morning that i’ve wanted to do for years, but never believed i’d be able to, cried at the top a lil.
June 9, 2025 at 9:25 PM
i’m back from my overnight on the mountain, did a hike this morning that i’ve wanted to do for years, but never believed i’d be able to, cried at the top a lil.
me bartending on a friday/saturday night: look at all these slugs
June 1, 2025 at 5:36 AM
me bartending on a friday/saturday night: look at all these slugs
i am falling in love with oregon all over again
May 19, 2025 at 12:52 AM
i am falling in love with oregon all over again
today’s hike in the columbia river gorge
April 16, 2025 at 9:37 PM
today’s hike in the columbia river gorge
today’s hike in the tillamook forest
April 3, 2025 at 10:01 PM
today’s hike in the tillamook forest
what the fuck is wrong with seattle
March 24, 2025 at 10:09 PM
what the fuck is wrong with seattle
went on a beautiful hike that ended with a tourist yelling at me for getting in the way of their photo & almost being smooshed by a semi that refused to let me merge onto the highway ♥️
March 19, 2025 at 9:27 PM
went on a beautiful hike that ended with a tourist yelling at me for getting in the way of their photo & almost being smooshed by a semi that refused to let me merge onto the highway ♥️
early spring in portland
March 7, 2025 at 7:53 PM
early spring in portland
mj lenderman brought out patterson hood ♥️
February 21, 2025 at 7:50 AM
mj lenderman brought out patterson hood ♥️
TRULY MADLY DEEPLY
January 31, 2025 at 6:07 AM
TRULY MADLY DEEPLY
i love the portland trail blazers
December 27, 2024 at 5:45 AM
i love the portland trail blazers