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Chris
@thiscrs.bsky.social
Hurtling towards the future, screeching about the past. Loving yet another internet void.
My dirty plates are also dropping truth bombs about my lack of courage.
June 20, 2025 at 9:36 AM
Were they pressed, or pushed?
May 9, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Clearly, I need to focus on the pancakes and include them in every post. You've got to give the people what they want
November 10, 2024 at 5:11 PM
I'd say we won't fall for it, but they've been voted in and in power for 14 years, so clearly we're not all that smart.

Aside from obtaining power in the short term, when has appealing to the lowest common denominator ever brought about a positive?
February 26, 2024 at 6:49 PM
Something shiny in this world of darkness, I'm happy. I actual lol'd. Looking forward to the next one!
February 26, 2024 at 6:42 PM
Y'know, these days on Twitter a statement like that would be accompanied by something NSFW. It's a cesspool.

Glad we've got the new place.
February 26, 2024 at 6:41 PM
The trick is deception, works like a treat.
February 10, 2024 at 9:46 AM
Great, now I have to make pancakes every day to keep the internet happy... best day ever.
February 4, 2024 at 6:50 PM
There's a fluffy wall of silence between them, which may also get eaten.
February 4, 2024 at 6:49 PM
Be still, my sticky, artery-hardened heart!
February 4, 2024 at 2:00 PM
I don't like the idea of "influencers" but I'll always promote pancakes to anyone willing to listen
February 4, 2024 at 1:58 PM
They're definitely a treat rather than a regular thing, but it's pancake aplenty this weekend due to a special birthday
February 4, 2024 at 1:49 PM