My dirty plates are also dropping truth bombs about my lack of courage.

Were they pressed, or pushed?

Clearly, I need to focus on the pancakes and include them in every post. You've got to give the people what they want

I'd say we won't fall for it, but they've been voted in and in power for 14 years, so clearly we're not all that smart.

Aside from obtaining power in the short term, when has appealing to the lowest common denominator ever brought about a positive?

Something shiny in this world of darkness, I'm happy. I actual lol'd. Looking forward to the next one!

Y'know, these days on Twitter a statement like that would be accompanied by something NSFW. It's a cesspool.

Glad we've got the new place.

The trick is deception, works like a treat.

Great, now I have to make pancakes every day to keep the internet happy... best day ever.

There's a fluffy wall of silence between them, which may also get eaten.

Be still, my sticky, artery-hardened heart!

I don't like the idea of "influencers" but I'll always promote pancakes to anyone willing to listen

They're definitely a treat rather than a regular thing, but it's pancake aplenty this weekend due to a special birthday