Unfortunately Dems end these threats with a comma

Will you vote for new Senate leadership?

Will you call for new leadership? One that works for the people? Maybe a senator who could endorse a wildly popular mayoral candidate for his home town?

Not reading your🧵because it starts off pretty sanctimonious. Surrender to this dipshit and get scraps in return. You're damned right I feel frustrated and betrayed. When your sentiment is "I get it and I am too" let me know. The next post in your🧵at that time better be a call to replace leadership

Rapidly overtaking "and guess what?" as a lead in to some dumbass point

You would resign if you had any shame

I'm hoping someone posts the "all clear" so I can go back to being miserable for being a Commanders fan this miserable season

Then we should be able to count on you to not give in

I always think of the snl skit with Trump on Deal or No Deal. Chuck Schumer: "Whatever you want"

"Is anyone here a doctor? Anyone?"*

*Not Trump because he couldn't be bothered

"I am losing!!!"
(May I never hear or see that commercial ever again)

How many until he passes Gretzky?

I dreamt an entire day as a grocery store cashier at the store I worked at when I had a fever from Mono. Down to swiping my time card. Woke up disappointed that I put in a full shift that wasn't going to be paid.