Mallory
@this-is-mallory.bsky.social
Let’s talk the✨Wellness✨industry, marketing, misinformation, influencers & MLMs shall we?
🎙️ Conspirituality Podcast correspondent
💁🏻♀️ Views are mine
🎙️ Conspirituality Podcast correspondent
💁🏻♀️ Views are mine
This photoshop AI shit post (right) is pretty emblematic of the whole MAHA movement.
Distracting you from what they’re actually doing and what actually happened.
Distracting you from what they’re actually doing and what actually happened.
November 27, 2025 at 6:42 PM
This photoshop AI shit post (right) is pretty emblematic of the whole MAHA movement.
Distracting you from what they’re actually doing and what actually happened.
Distracting you from what they’re actually doing and what actually happened.
Wellness influencers will never miss an opportunity to try and sell you stuff. Including after their own surgery.
Yes, predictably, that blog is filled with discount codes.
Yes, predictably, that blog is filled with discount codes.
October 31, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Wellness influencers will never miss an opportunity to try and sell you stuff. Including after their own surgery.
Yes, predictably, that blog is filled with discount codes.
Yes, predictably, that blog is filled with discount codes.
I can’t believe I have to say this but you can already have your tea “internally” without putting it up your ass.
It’s called drinking it.
It’s called drinking it.
October 31, 2025 at 8:42 PM
I can’t believe I have to say this but you can already have your tea “internally” without putting it up your ass.
It’s called drinking it.
It’s called drinking it.
Paul is cocoNUTS for airports.
October 20, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Paul is cocoNUTS for airports.
My response to Isabele.
September 26, 2025 at 3:11 PM
My response to Isabele.
Love it! And probably not going to do the same with Phil 🙃
August 26, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Love it! And probably not going to do the same with Phil 🙃
If you were upset you couldn’t just straight suck your harmonic frequency water on up FEAR NOT because there are now EMF straws for your buying pleasure🫠 #wellness
August 26, 2025 at 4:19 PM
If you were upset you couldn’t just straight suck your harmonic frequency water on up FEAR NOT because there are now EMF straws for your buying pleasure🫠 #wellness
This is not wellness.
August 26, 2025 at 4:12 PM
This is not wellness.
Leave it to wellness influencers to try to shame their grandma for content.
August 26, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Leave it to wellness influencers to try to shame their grandma for content.
It is indeed Kangen Water.
June 13, 2025 at 1:56 AM
It is indeed Kangen Water.
I’ve been researching a Conspirituality episode on alternative cancer influencers for a few weeks.
This is what my burner account sponsored posts look like now. Like all of them.
This is what my burner account sponsored posts look like now. Like all of them.
May 12, 2025 at 5:11 PM
I’ve been researching a Conspirituality episode on alternative cancer influencers for a few weeks.
This is what my burner account sponsored posts look like now. Like all of them.
This is what my burner account sponsored posts look like now. Like all of them.
Making a connection between cancer and your unproven MLM wellness product simply should not be allowed.
May 12, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Making a connection between cancer and your unproven MLM wellness product simply should not be allowed.
The 🇨🇦Freedom Fighters🇨🇦 are feeling their feelings because their use of the Canadian flag wasn’t embraced the same way it is right now with the buy Canadian movement.
It’s almost like Canadians just don’t support the flag being used to push conspiratorial thinking 🤷🏻♀️
It’s almost like Canadians just don’t support the flag being used to push conspiratorial thinking 🤷🏻♀️
February 24, 2025 at 8:06 PM
The 🇨🇦Freedom Fighters🇨🇦 are feeling their feelings because their use of the Canadian flag wasn’t embraced the same way it is right now with the buy Canadian movement.
It’s almost like Canadians just don’t support the flag being used to push conspiratorial thinking 🤷🏻♀️
It’s almost like Canadians just don’t support the flag being used to push conspiratorial thinking 🤷🏻♀️
If you’re in Canada you can watch my interview and the whole ass episode (Big [If True] Wild World of Wellness, @caulfieldtim.bsky.social was also interviewed!) on TVO.
I’ll share the youtube link once it’s available as well.
I’ll share the youtube link once it’s available as well.
February 3, 2025 at 9:10 PM
If you’re in Canada you can watch my interview and the whole ass episode (Big [If True] Wild World of Wellness, @caulfieldtim.bsky.social was also interviewed!) on TVO.
I’ll share the youtube link once it’s available as well.
I’ll share the youtube link once it’s available as well.
MAHA wellness influencer caught promoting Nestle owned supplements 👇🏻
www.instagram.com/p/DFYeb2Ny-9C/
www.instagram.com/p/DFYeb2Ny-9C/
January 28, 2025 at 11:38 PM
MAHA wellness influencer caught promoting Nestle owned supplements 👇🏻
www.instagram.com/p/DFYeb2Ny-9C/
www.instagram.com/p/DFYeb2Ny-9C/
In wellness, it’s never that something doesn’t work. It’s always that you just need to try harder and buy someone else’s thing.
“That wellness isn’t working because you need my wellness first.”
“That wellness isn’t working because you need my wellness first.”
December 7, 2024 at 5:30 PM
In wellness, it’s never that something doesn’t work. It’s always that you just need to try harder and buy someone else’s thing.
“That wellness isn’t working because you need my wellness first.”
“That wellness isn’t working because you need my wellness first.”
Finally the algorithm is working as intended.
November 27, 2024 at 8:54 PM
Finally the algorithm is working as intended.
Wading back into the dating pool and it’s just filled with piss 💛
November 27, 2024 at 8:53 PM
Wading back into the dating pool and it’s just filled with piss 💛
Currently at 1.5M now on instagram.
November 17, 2024 at 6:09 PM
Currently at 1.5M now on instagram.
Avoid these seed oils! 🚫
November 16, 2024 at 10:34 PM
Avoid these seed oils! 🚫
How I bring my water back into coherency 💧
November 16, 2024 at 1:09 PM
How I bring my water back into coherency 💧
Make America Hurl Again 🫶🏻
November 15, 2024 at 10:03 PM
Make America Hurl Again 🫶🏻