alisson rackowski
@this-is-allison.bsky.social
ugh FINE. let’s take bikini bottom, and move it over thereeeee
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reposting this bc bluesky deserves to see it too
can’t decide between two jokes for pantone’s color of the year so here you go
recession indicator: we can’t afford ink
they really pulled back on DEI so hard
recession indicator: we can’t afford ink
they really pulled back on DEI so hard
December 4, 2025 at 3:02 PM
can’t decide between two jokes for pantone’s color of the year so here you go
recession indicator: we can’t afford ink
they really pulled back on DEI so hard
recession indicator: we can’t afford ink
they really pulled back on DEI so hard
“we won’t go until we get some”?? like hell you will
November 30, 2025 at 8:42 PM
“we won’t go until we get some”?? like hell you will
it’s been eight years and still no one is talking about this?? www.buzzfeed.com/raecka/8-sig...
8 Signs Taylor Swift Is Actually Jack Skellington, Star Of The Hit Animated Film "The Nightmare Before Christmas"
Last week, after viewing the equal-parts avant-garde and completely disturbing film The Nightmare Before Christmas for the first time since probably 1999, I couldn't help but note the similarities bet...
www.buzzfeed.com
October 16, 2025 at 3:10 AM
it’s been eight years and still no one is talking about this?? www.buzzfeed.com/raecka/8-sig...
I PROMISE I KNOW skunk
October 14, 2025 at 1:42 AM
I PROMISE I KNOW skunk
why is this news to me??? why didn’t any of you all tell me about this en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Friendl...
Friendly Floatees spill - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
October 12, 2025 at 3:40 AM
why is this news to me??? why didn’t any of you all tell me about this en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Friendl...
i don’t think i’ve seen a worse corporate post in my full life
October 7, 2025 at 10:05 AM
i don’t think i’ve seen a worse corporate post in my full life
everyone out here slandering labubu for being satanic and yet not a peep about that little freak stitch
September 10, 2025 at 1:18 AM
everyone out here slandering labubu for being satanic and yet not a peep about that little freak stitch
an award-winning poem that’s just “i have a mobile order for allison” and “pull forward hon”
September 1, 2025 at 12:26 AM
an award-winning poem that’s just “i have a mobile order for allison” and “pull forward hon”
i’m finally listening to the lyrics and dang a lot went down at the copacabana
September 1, 2025 at 12:25 AM
i’m finally listening to the lyrics and dang a lot went down at the copacabana
piastacios taste like ikea i said what i said
July 10, 2025 at 1:12 AM
piastacios taste like ikea i said what i said
i truly do not understand existence anymore
June 30, 2025 at 7:24 PM
i truly do not understand existence anymore
what’s up with people and the airport lounges, y’all simping over a room for real
June 27, 2025 at 2:35 AM
what’s up with people and the airport lounges, y’all simping over a room for real
nothing more thirsty & peculiar than the "we're sad to see you go" email after you just elected to not receive any more emails
June 26, 2025 at 3:43 PM
nothing more thirsty & peculiar than the "we're sad to see you go" email after you just elected to not receive any more emails
people are paying $177 to go see postmodern jukebox in the year of our lord 2025? honestly, good for them. i'd like to have their brain. lobotomy now pls
June 26, 2025 at 1:31 PM
people are paying $177 to go see postmodern jukebox in the year of our lord 2025? honestly, good for them. i'd like to have their brain. lobotomy now pls
anotha day anotha dolla
June 26, 2025 at 1:29 PM
anotha day anotha dolla
to kick it off: when are people in scam documentaries going to learn that anyone can slap "FDIC-insured" on a horse and call it a day
June 26, 2025 at 1:28 PM
to kick it off: when are people in scam documentaries going to learn that anyone can slap "FDIC-insured" on a horse and call it a day
i've decided i'm going to just start treating my bluesky like my 2013 twitter so here we go fans, stream of consciousness begins now
June 26, 2025 at 1:24 PM
i've decided i'm going to just start treating my bluesky like my 2013 twitter so here we go fans, stream of consciousness begins now
FREE THEM
THEY CANNOT BREATHE
THEY CANNOT BREATHE
June 12, 2025 at 12:00 AM
FREE THEM
THEY CANNOT BREATHE
THEY CANNOT BREATHE
we’re rats
we’re rats
we’re the rats
we’re rats
we’re the rats
June 7, 2025 at 6:38 PM
we’re rats
we’re rats
we’re the rats
we’re rats
we’re the rats
i wish there was a comments section on facebook marketplace
June 7, 2025 at 5:35 PM
i wish there was a comments section on facebook marketplace
this is such a crazy combination of words and names
June 5, 2025 at 12:46 AM
this is such a crazy combination of words and names
this is exactly as i envisioned it
May 10, 2025 at 11:25 AM
this is exactly as i envisioned it