Thirstyscholar
thirstyscholar.bsky.social
Thirstyscholar
@thirstyscholar.bsky.social
So thirsty…
Obviously AI will kill us all. That said, open AI investors should be concerned.
December 17, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Don’t tell Vance! He has a very delicate bladder.
December 16, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Read 33 USC 1542, “The President in every possible instance shall consult with Congress before introducing United States Armed Forces into hostilities or into situations where imminent involvement in hostilities is clearly indicated by the circumstances…”
December 16, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Whoever you are, whatever struggles you are facing, you don’t have to marry a Trump.
December 16, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Previously, FIFA raised ticket prices to pay for the FIFA peace prize to Trump.
December 16, 2025 at 10:15 PM
We can presume he didn’t read it because, you know, Trump, so his staff has spoon-fed him some light fiction and hate speech about fake news.
December 16, 2025 at 9:49 PM
By its terms, “high-rise pleated pants” cannot go with every style. It’s better to say that such pants are ugly with anything and everything.
December 16, 2025 at 8:42 PM
What did Napoleon have? A ballroom! Churchill? A ballroom! If George Washington had a ballroom, he could have ended the revolutionary war in half the time.
December 16, 2025 at 4:24 PM
👜-🐈
December 16, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Secret Service says the same thing when Donald takes a dump. Ignore it.
December 16, 2025 at 3:43 PM
WAR POWERS RESOLUTION OF 1973. The president cannot do this. Do something, Congress!
December 16, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Congress, do something you useless goons.
December 16, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Tiresome. Let us know when the middle-school-bully administration institutes a proceeding against Senator Kelley and I might open one eye.
December 16, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Go after ANTIFA(fictional) or ISIS (real)? Hmm.
December 16, 2025 at 1:08 AM
What a surprise.
December 16, 2025 at 12:44 AM
We know.
December 16, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Isn’t Trump the one who is weak and impotent? He cannot do anything for his crazy cheerleader.
December 16, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Please reconsider.
December 15, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Elect an ass and you receive shit.
December 15, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Are you, NYT, still perpetuating this nonsense? Why did private citizen Trump lobby congress not to enact immigration reform, if it was Biden and his advisers creating this opening?
December 15, 2025 at 4:33 PM
That’s helpful. Stay united, democrats!
December 15, 2025 at 12:21 AM
I have choice words for him.
December 14, 2025 at 9:16 PM
It’s pathetic that all elected officials have given up on all attempts to regulate firearms. Even Harris was touting her gun use in the last election. Shameful and pathetic.
December 14, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Sounds like another lawsuit.
December 13, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Boo-hoo. That’s how the system works. Primary and then general election.
December 13, 2025 at 9:48 PM