Jay, non-binary dumbass
@thirstyassalt.bsky.social
Where I post dumb jokes and dirty pictures, 36, mdni , poly/enby/queer, dms open to compliments. PNW by way of Appalachia. Free Palestine, BLM
Eating nerd gummy clusters and watching people play dnd on YouTube we ain’t getting shit done today
October 25, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Eating nerd gummy clusters and watching people play dnd on YouTube we ain’t getting shit done today
Getting raising canes drive through and the person said “chicken chicken which combo are you picking” and I think it should be illegal to make your employees do that
October 15, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Getting raising canes drive through and the person said “chicken chicken which combo are you picking” and I think it should be illegal to make your employees do that
Should I try and get back into this site or nah? Are people appropriately degenerates?
July 16, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Should I try and get back into this site or nah? Are people appropriately degenerates?
On this Trans day of Visibility I will fist fight your transphobic parents. I will also do it on every other day
March 31, 2025 at 10:27 PM
On this Trans day of Visibility I will fist fight your transphobic parents. I will also do it on every other day
Who up disassociating at their job
March 25, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Who up disassociating at their job
Sorry I woke up horny and stupid it will happen again
March 21, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Sorry I woke up horny and stupid it will happen again
Clocking into my cubicle job dreaming of clocking into my having someone sit on my face job
March 18, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Clocking into my cubicle job dreaming of clocking into my having someone sit on my face job
Watching a dude crash out over disrespect that he got over a decade ago on Facebook really puts things in perspective like Jesus Christ man go outside
March 18, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Watching a dude crash out over disrespect that he got over a decade ago on Facebook really puts things in perspective like Jesus Christ man go outside
Sex on the third date? How old fashioned. Let’s get married.
February 27, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Sex on the third date? How old fashioned. Let’s get married.
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Having a crush in your 30s is bullshit, what do you mean I want to pine for someone? I got bills to pay
February 4, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Having a crush in your 30s is bullshit, what do you mean I want to pine for someone? I got bills to pay
I hate being needy like what the fuck do you mean I want attention? Don’t you know you could be watching sick monster truck tricks on YouTube?
January 29, 2025 at 5:52 PM
I hate being needy like what the fuck do you mean I want attention? Don’t you know you could be watching sick monster truck tricks on YouTube?
My favorite part of going to the gym is I’ve got this fucking dump truck now. Cane out of nowhere. No idea what to do with it but it’s neat
January 28, 2025 at 2:12 AM
My favorite part of going to the gym is I’ve got this fucking dump truck now. Cane out of nowhere. No idea what to do with it but it’s neat
Jogged six miles, dogshit coworker announced they’d returning, about to have a nice little coffee hang. Sorry Garfield this is a good Monday
January 27, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Jogged six miles, dogshit coworker announced they’d returning, about to have a nice little coffee hang. Sorry Garfield this is a good Monday
Oscar noms? Yeah I got one for you, best grouch!
January 24, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Oscar noms? Yeah I got one for you, best grouch!
I was a little cutie last night so I’m sharing it with the world
January 23, 2025 at 5:22 PM
I was a little cutie last night so I’m sharing it with the world
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Fuck his executive orders. #NonBinary #NBPride
January 23, 2025 at 8:07 AM
Fuck his executive orders. #NonBinary #NBPride
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Mass deportations are starting on Tuesday, please spread the word, THIS IS NOT DRILL!
Post-inauguration ICE raids starting as soon as Tuesday: Sources
As part of President-elect Donald Trump’s deportation plans, ICE will carry out raids starting on Tuesday, sources briefed on the plans told ABC News.
abcnews.go.com
January 18, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Mass deportations are starting on Tuesday, please spread the word, THIS IS NOT DRILL!
Judge, Judy, and Executioner
January 19, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Judge, Judy, and Executioner
Movies I cry at as a scale for how depressed i am:
Up - Fine, this is human
Home Alone - Uh oh
Captain America: The Winter Soldier - oh geez oh fuck
Up - Fine, this is human
Home Alone - Uh oh
Captain America: The Winter Soldier - oh geez oh fuck
January 15, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Movies I cry at as a scale for how depressed i am:
Up - Fine, this is human
Home Alone - Uh oh
Captain America: The Winter Soldier - oh geez oh fuck
Up - Fine, this is human
Home Alone - Uh oh
Captain America: The Winter Soldier - oh geez oh fuck
Sorry I’m not gonna get any work done today, I’m reading about famous prison escapes and that sounds better than data entry
January 15, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Sorry I’m not gonna get any work done today, I’m reading about famous prison escapes and that sounds better than data entry
I’m watching ER all the way through for the first time and as a kid I was all about Noah Wyle but as an adult, Eriq La Salle…hello
January 14, 2025 at 1:39 AM
I’m watching ER all the way through for the first time and as a kid I was all about Noah Wyle but as an adult, Eriq La Salle…hello
Just rewatched Raiders of the Lost Ark and movies nowadays don’t have heroes who are always lowkey horny
January 8, 2025 at 7:43 AM
Just rewatched Raiders of the Lost Ark and movies nowadays don’t have heroes who are always lowkey horny
I am too tired to existence and respectful ask to cancel today and try again tomorrow
January 7, 2025 at 10:07 PM
I am too tired to existence and respectful ask to cancel today and try again tomorrow