Thirst Captain
@thirstcaptain.bsky.social
Another Twitter refugee, here for horny reasons. Disaster Gay. 30 y/o. He/his/him pronouns. 18+ only, no minors.
The fact that you cannot romance Malevola is a CRIME!
November 21, 2025 at 2:09 PM
The fact that you cannot romance Malevola is a CRIME!
If you keep adding to this wonderful outfit every time you wear it, sooner or later you'll end up fully covered. And what a shame that would be.
November 19, 2025 at 12:29 AM
If you keep adding to this wonderful outfit every time you wear it, sooner or later you'll end up fully covered. And what a shame that would be.
Take your time. Your stuff is excellent and super hot. I'd rather have great porn on your schedule than mediocre porn quickly
November 16, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Take your time. Your stuff is excellent and super hot. I'd rather have great porn on your schedule than mediocre porn quickly
A fully understandable yearning
November 14, 2025 at 11:31 AM
A fully understandable yearning
I know this isn't what it is, but I am loving imagining a 1940s version of the Jolie/Pitt spy movie
November 7, 2025 at 2:47 PM
I know this isn't what it is, but I am loving imagining a 1940s version of the Jolie/Pitt spy movie
It's giving boy next door, and I say that in a complimentary way.
November 4, 2025 at 3:17 PM
It's giving boy next door, and I say that in a complimentary way.
Honestly, the lighting and composition of this shot are breathtaking.
October 31, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Honestly, the lighting and composition of this shot are breathtaking.
It's fun! I wish the balance between the dispatching gameplay and visual novel gameplay were a little more even, but I'm hoping that'll come in future updates. And the plot and voice acting are both solid.
October 25, 2025 at 9:07 PM
It's fun! I wish the balance between the dispatching gameplay and visual novel gameplay were a little more even, but I'm hoping that'll come in future updates. And the plot and voice acting are both solid.
I feel like he would be really bad at almost every part of the holiday. I would like to see it.
October 24, 2025 at 9:13 PM
I feel like he would be really bad at almost every part of the holiday. I would like to see it.
Sounds like you're living your best life.
October 22, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Sounds like you're living your best life.
You should go to the Ben Nevis Distillery! I had a great time on the tour when I went. Sadly, they would probably want you to wear more clothes.
October 21, 2025 at 10:29 PM
You should go to the Ben Nevis Distillery! I had a great time on the tour when I went. Sadly, they would probably want you to wear more clothes.
The jewel on your bulge is just a total chefs kiss.
October 21, 2025 at 2:09 PM
The jewel on your bulge is just a total chefs kiss.
That's such a big "despite" though. I don't mind when indie games look retro, but a AAA release that costs what ZA costs shouldn't look like it was made for a console that came out more than 2 decades ago.
October 21, 2025 at 2:08 PM
That's such a big "despite" though. I don't mind when indie games look retro, but a AAA release that costs what ZA costs shouldn't look like it was made for a console that came out more than 2 decades ago.
I dunno if it's the lighting or the lingering whisps of summer or whatever but you already look like you have a gorgeous golden tan.
October 15, 2025 at 1:31 PM
I dunno if it's the lighting or the lingering whisps of summer or whatever but you already look like you have a gorgeous golden tan.
Frankly unfair of you to look this good in both the before and after thirst traps
October 6, 2025 at 7:18 AM
Frankly unfair of you to look this good in both the before and after thirst traps
No, with the asterisk that there's no particular reason they stopped so any writer can just bring that back at any time.
October 5, 2025 at 12:42 AM
No, with the asterisk that there's no particular reason they stopped so any writer can just bring that back at any time.
He looks like he's having a good time!
September 25, 2025 at 12:01 AM
He looks like he's having a good time!
A good combo in both food and art!
September 23, 2025 at 8:17 PM
A good combo in both food and art!
I would read this so fast. Especially since you would then re-crone-ify Agatha Harkness and Madame Web.
September 19, 2025 at 11:27 PM
I would read this so fast. Especially since you would then re-crone-ify Agatha Harkness and Madame Web.
Love boyfriend sharing
September 19, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Love boyfriend sharing
Live a fat and puffy taint. Seriously overlooked erogenous zone.
September 18, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Live a fat and puffy taint. Seriously overlooked erogenous zone.
Ask and ye shall receive!
September 17, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Ask and ye shall receive!
Not skinny where it counts!
September 17, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Not skinny where it counts!
It would kind of be funny if it weren't so dire.
September 15, 2025 at 7:27 PM
It would kind of be funny if it weren't so dire.