So $5,000 per kid huh? Our $300,000 NICU stay hospital bill (not even including my own birth related medical bills) doesn't even get out of bed for 5,000.

Occasionally in my work I encounter a type of person that judges me for the service they are paying me to provide for them. You would think people getting tattooed wouldn't judge tattooed people for visible tattoos but at least in Utah you would be wrong.

Look I'm aware that I only use my Substack roughly every 28 days but that's just because my hormonal rage writes some real good stuff, okay?

Self portrait 🖤

1) some of you have never been subjected to group therapy and it shows
2)if you haven't cried in a walk in freezer or dressing room I don't even want to be friends

Do you think we could convince the broligarchy to go to therapy and figure out their mommy issues if we tell them we think it's really really sexy with little baby voices?

I told my kiddo (4yrs) to close her eyes and sleep and she said she couldn't close her eyes because she didn't want to miss her dreams. I explained how dreams happen inside our heads like pretend "ohh" she said, "I thought that dreams were on my bedroom wall" then she fell right asleep.

My favorite thing about this one is that I feel like I managed to make him look proud of himself for that real good fish.

People ask me to describe my style as a tattoo artist all the time and I'm like, if I found words adequate, why would I have spent so much time learning to express things through images?
Help me out, How would you describe my style?

My latest acrylic painting titled "A place to be"
I'm a busy working parent and chose this scene to paint to try to capture a moment with no demands or expectations.
Don't worry, I'm taking my first kidless vacation in 4 years next week and everyone will benefit from the much needed break.