lizzy
@thinlizzy17.bsky.social
I’m not just here for the zip line.
TIL I can’t log into DraftKings with Face ID while I’m stuffing my face with pumpkin pie. This is peak lizzy behavior.
November 27, 2025 at 12:59 AM
TIL I can’t log into DraftKings with Face ID while I’m stuffing my face with pumpkin pie. This is peak lizzy behavior.
I spend most of my free time and money on horses. This was a breeze for me.
Strands is a word search with a unique twist. Can you uncover the theme? Play here: nyti.ms/4of3sVK
November 24, 2025 at 11:57 PM
I spend most of my free time and money on horses. This was a breeze for me.
Rags to Riches - 2007 Belmont Stakes
YouTube video by The New York Racing Association, Inc.
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November 24, 2025 at 6:04 PM
My ridiculous cat makes blanket burritos for herself.
October 26, 2025 at 9:57 PM
My ridiculous cat makes blanket burritos for herself.
I forgot I was on Bluesky for a while.
Then today I cut up 5 lbs of hot peppers without wearing gloves and then washed my hands and face and my whole head and hands are absolutely on fire and obviously I have to tell the universe. So here we are.
Then today I cut up 5 lbs of hot peppers without wearing gloves and then washed my hands and face and my whole head and hands are absolutely on fire and obviously I have to tell the universe. So here we are.
October 14, 2025 at 1:07 AM
I forgot I was on Bluesky for a while.
Then today I cut up 5 lbs of hot peppers without wearing gloves and then washed my hands and face and my whole head and hands are absolutely on fire and obviously I have to tell the universe. So here we are.
Then today I cut up 5 lbs of hot peppers without wearing gloves and then washed my hands and face and my whole head and hands are absolutely on fire and obviously I have to tell the universe. So here we are.
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A Chicago Pope implies the existence of an MLA Pope and APA Pope
May 8, 2025 at 5:36 PM
A Chicago Pope implies the existence of an MLA Pope and APA Pope
My name is Elizabeth. Why do people insist on calling me Erica? It’s a nice name, it just isn’t my name.
April 24, 2025 at 9:15 PM
My name is Elizabeth. Why do people insist on calling me Erica? It’s a nice name, it just isn’t my name.
Tahini + wool clogs = this silly mess.
April 15, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Tahini + wool clogs = this silly mess.
Not me sitting in a bar listening to jazz and handicapping the ponies. What year am I even living in?
April 5, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Not me sitting in a bar listening to jazz and handicapping the ponies. What year am I even living in?
Have you ever argued with someone about nightstands? That’s my day right now.
April 1, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Have you ever argued with someone about nightstands? That’s my day right now.
It deeply pains me to say this, but Sparty On! #MarchMadness
March 30, 2025 at 9:03 PM
It deeply pains me to say this, but Sparty On! #MarchMadness
I just talked to someone who said I’m interesting and I regret to inform him I am not.
March 15, 2025 at 12:04 AM
I just talked to someone who said I’m interesting and I regret to inform him I am not.
Got tomato soup in my eye. So that’s my day.
March 9, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Got tomato soup in my eye. So that’s my day.
Apparently it’s still February.
February 20, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Apparently it’s still February.
I just got spam email that looked like an invoice from Geek Squad. And my first thought was, there’s still Geek Squad?
February 18, 2025 at 3:16 PM
I just got spam email that looked like an invoice from Geek Squad. And my first thought was, there’s still Geek Squad?
It’s my birthday. There are cupcakes. No one is surprised. 😉♒️
February 17, 2025 at 10:27 PM
It’s my birthday. There are cupcakes. No one is surprised. 😉♒️
My pretty Valentine ❤️
February 14, 2025 at 7:02 PM
My pretty Valentine ❤️
Update: we’ve moved from the couch to the bed. Olive is on my legs, Lucille is at the foot of the bed. The cats are still coexisting. I am suspicious.
February 8, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Update: we’ve moved from the couch to the bed. Olive is on my legs, Lucille is at the foot of the bed. The cats are still coexisting. I am suspicious.
This is big news. Lucille (gray) doesn’t like Olive (black), but somehow they’re taking a snooze together on the same blanket.
February 8, 2025 at 1:22 AM
This is big news. Lucille (gray) doesn’t like Olive (black), but somehow they’re taking a snooze together on the same blanket.