Andrew Lizotte
@thinlizotte.bsky.social
Comedian, Writer, Lover, Absurdist. Fearer of Raccoons. I Interview people for the “Punch Up Your Life” Podcast I host Stupid Fancy at Comedy Bar.
Someone should really tell the ttc when they’re gonna have closures. We can’t keep sprinting these on them. They’re not prepared.
July 13, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Someone should really tell the ttc when they’re gonna have closures. We can’t keep sprinting these on them. They’re not prepared.
Good news Toronto the air is toxic, but it’s free doughnut day @krispykreme !!! You don’t have to breathe the air if your mouth is full of DOUGHNUTS.
June 6, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Good news Toronto the air is toxic, but it’s free doughnut day @krispykreme !!! You don’t have to breathe the air if your mouth is full of DOUGHNUTS.
It’s true, I’m back baby!!!
@thinlizotte.bsky.social gives his thorough take on the new #MissionImpossible film coming out this weekend!
www.showbizmonkeys.com/movies.php?i...
It's an incredibly entertaining read, but should also help you decide if this is something you'll want to check out.
www.showbizmonkeys.com/movies.php?i...
It's an incredibly entertaining read, but should also help you decide if this is something you'll want to check out.
Review: Mission: Impossible - The Final Reckoning
As a film critic reviewing an action franchise, I feel like you already hate me. It's assumed that I'm going to dunk on this movie, because my tastes are inherently going to be pretentious.
www.showbizmonkeys.com
June 6, 2025 at 9:19 PM
It’s true, I’m back baby!!!
This bus driver is all gas and hard breaks… it’s like they’ve never played Mario Kart. Drift damn it!
April 4, 2025 at 4:22 PM
This bus driver is all gas and hard breaks… it’s like they’ve never played Mario Kart. Drift damn it!
April aka: Wet January aka: Wet January.
April 2, 2025 at 7:36 PM
April aka: Wet January aka: Wet January.
Porn Hub is Canadian. Cut it for 3 days and the states will go full Les Miserable
a crowd of people holding flags with the words do you hear the people sing below them
ALT: a crowd of people holding flags with the words do you hear the people sing below them
media.tenor.com
March 14, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Porn Hub is Canadian. Cut it for 3 days and the states will go full Les Miserable