Thinky Thinkerton
@thinkythinkerton.bsky.social
Rebel Scum • Pun Aficionado • Hungry
WHAAAAT?!?! 🙃
October 22, 2025 at 9:00 PM
WHAAAAT?!?! 🙃
Also:
• Do we think any actual humans run the account? (Or ever did?)
• The account made a point (in late-2024-ish, I think) they’d be more active during T2.0. Did acct ownership change around then?
• Has anyone who has ordered merch received it? Is the grift the storefront, or clicks? Or hope?
• Do we think any actual humans run the account? (Or ever did?)
• The account made a point (in late-2024-ish, I think) they’d be more active during T2.0. Did acct ownership change around then?
• Has anyone who has ordered merch received it? Is the grift the storefront, or clicks? Or hope?
October 21, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Also:
• Do we think any actual humans run the account? (Or ever did?)
• The account made a point (in late-2024-ish, I think) they’d be more active during T2.0. Did acct ownership change around then?
• Has anyone who has ordered merch received it? Is the grift the storefront, or clicks? Or hope?
• Do we think any actual humans run the account? (Or ever did?)
• The account made a point (in late-2024-ish, I think) they’d be more active during T2.0. Did acct ownership change around then?
• Has anyone who has ordered merch received it? Is the grift the storefront, or clicks? Or hope?
Well dang… are you saying we’re all *actually* being played by *this* guy?! 😳
October 21, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Well dang… are you saying we’re all *actually* being played by *this* guy?! 😳
Crunchy > creamy. Always.
October 20, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Crunchy > creamy. Always.
Only the Germans make better pretzels… 🍺🥨
October 20, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Only the Germans make better pretzels… 🍺🥨
In a related story, Boston is also temporarily out of tea. 📜
October 18, 2025 at 7:58 PM
In a related story, Boston is also temporarily out of tea. 📜
We are the only species on the planet that, through actions and inactions, continues to assert that it can live without the natural world. 🥺
July 24, 2025 at 12:05 AM
We are the only species on the planet that, through actions and inactions, continues to assert that it can live without the natural world. 🥺
Someone clearly forgot to tell Hallmark.
June 23, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Someone clearly forgot to tell Hallmark.
I hope that’s bottles of beer…
June 18, 2025 at 4:38 AM
I hope that’s bottles of beer…
Trail of Tears 2.0 😔
June 16, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Trail of Tears 2.0 😔
Stevens, you’re next!
June 16, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Stevens, you’re next!
“This will get out of hand… This will get out of hand and we’ll be lucky to live through it.” —Clear and Present Danger
June 15, 2025 at 10:31 PM
“This will get out of hand… This will get out of hand and we’ll be lucky to live through it.” —Clear and Present Danger
Mysterious ways, man. Mysterious ways… 👏
June 15, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Mysterious ways, man. Mysterious ways… 👏
😂 Also: Duuuude, I need that hat.
June 15, 2025 at 5:34 PM
😂 Also: Duuuude, I need that hat.
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The Cringe Parade vs. One of 2000 No Kings Protest. 👏
June 15, 2025 at 4:58 PM
The Cringe Parade vs. One of 2000 No Kings Protest. 👏