lunchless schoolchild
@thingburger.bsky.social
delirium wrapped in a shriek
Pinned
New fusion place down the street is selling a dish called Stimmed beef ?
Scared of a Zombie of pocalypse
January 7, 2026 at 6:18 PM
Scared of a Zombie of pocalypse
How do I avoid getting bitches while still getting fat /gen
January 7, 2026 at 2:34 AM
How do I avoid getting bitches while still getting fat /gen
Some I step on some I eat either way little tiny pint sized guys who scurry around interest me
January 7, 2026 at 1:23 AM
Some I step on some I eat either way little tiny pint sized guys who scurry around interest me
[gaslighting nosy friend] if you wanna stay my dawg you need to learn how to drop it Like When We Tell Are Dogs That. Like With a Bone.
January 6, 2026 at 4:14 AM
[gaslighting nosy friend] if you wanna stay my dawg you need to learn how to drop it Like When We Tell Are Dogs That. Like With a Bone.
Im a jacked up fucking ret*rded old booty slut heifer who shoves giant thingks up my gaping old ass butt and mooes fatly HAPPY NEW YEAR
January 5, 2026 at 4:05 PM
Im a jacked up fucking ret*rded old booty slut heifer who shoves giant thingks up my gaping old ass butt and mooes fatly HAPPY NEW YEAR
Getting drawn and sixthed later. six horses—rope tied around my neck and also my dick+balls
December 24, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Getting drawn and sixthed later. six horses—rope tied around my neck and also my dick+balls
Being a diagnostician must be so fun because you get to criticize people and just be soooo honest
December 12, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Being a diagnostician must be so fun because you get to criticize people and just be soooo honest
The fitnessgram Finger challenge how many times can you wiggle your big finger
December 12, 2025 at 2:59 AM
The fitnessgram Finger challenge how many times can you wiggle your big finger
Mom says I cant live with her anymore if i keep calling her house the Bitter Tomb and when i hang out with friends i ask if they want to come hang out at The Bitter Tomb
December 4, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Mom says I cant live with her anymore if i keep calling her house the Bitter Tomb and when i hang out with friends i ask if they want to come hang out at The Bitter Tomb
If you reading this it’s too late… lol it’s Drake running this account the whole time lol! It’s me Drake if you reading this
September 1, 2025 at 3:49 PM
If you reading this it’s too late… lol it’s Drake running this account the whole time lol! It’s me Drake if you reading this
sucking on and crunching the memories like ice cubes
August 6, 2025 at 2:32 PM
sucking on and crunching the memories like ice cubes
I said whose p*ssy is this she said it’s bespoke
August 5, 2025 at 2:57 AM
I said whose p*ssy is this she said it’s bespoke
We all got that one friend who will cost you your livelihood
August 4, 2025 at 11:37 PM
We all got that one friend who will cost you your livelihood
winter cold I’m like ahh how feaking pesky i must find another sweater. summer heat makes me fully suicidal
July 31, 2025 at 5:33 PM
winter cold I’m like ahh how feaking pesky i must find another sweater. summer heat makes me fully suicidal
We all got that one friend who would be kicked out of a monastery high on a mountaintop in the dead of winter
July 30, 2025 at 1:27 AM
We all got that one friend who would be kicked out of a monastery high on a mountaintop in the dead of winter
Smoking gobs that got me bleary eyed and making errors
July 16, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Smoking gobs that got me bleary eyed and making errors
this app is such a liberal and thereby soulless clone of a website—whose desecrated reanimated corpse is still ferociously flailing about—that despite every little bit of goings-on in the world, one of the top trends is “caturday” on a fucking wednesday. And worse still nobody is funny or cusses
July 3, 2025 at 3:00 AM
this app is such a liberal and thereby soulless clone of a website—whose desecrated reanimated corpse is still ferociously flailing about—that despite every little bit of goings-on in the world, one of the top trends is “caturday” on a fucking wednesday. And worse still nobody is funny or cusses
At yo bm house forcing yo kids to listen to Screeching Weasel
June 24, 2025 at 1:44 AM
At yo bm house forcing yo kids to listen to Screeching Weasel
Dont sleep on my friend Gary
June 20, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Dont sleep on my friend Gary
High blood pressure to you and your vile vile kinfolx
June 20, 2025 at 4:59 AM
High blood pressure to you and your vile vile kinfolx
Fifteen found half eaten in fat ghoul’s den
June 20, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Fifteen found half eaten in fat ghoul’s den
To my wife and all the other Babes of earth : let me just say, on behalf of the rest of us, “THANK you for ROCKING“!
June 20, 2025 at 4:57 AM
To my wife and all the other Babes of earth : let me just say, on behalf of the rest of us, “THANK you for ROCKING“!
i’m not stupid but i’m also smart in the way that a dog who can skateboard is smart
June 9, 2025 at 6:23 AM
i’m not stupid but i’m also smart in the way that a dog who can skateboard is smart
Healing with an NA showerbeer
June 4, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Healing with an NA showerbeer
googled “English to Jamaican patois” and got the “we have detected unusual traffic from your network” verifier page
May 31, 2025 at 5:49 PM
googled “English to Jamaican patois” and got the “we have detected unusual traffic from your network” verifier page