Sometimes I just want to see my friends dicks… not because I’m necessarily horny but because I’m nosey lol

Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals

Sewed some Santa trim onto some booty shorts for a slutty Christmas party (why am I doing this at age 40) and I think my grandma would be proud I’m sewing but she’s probably rolling over in her grave at the final product… (ignore my Christmas bins/boxes, they live in my room for the holidays)

Smoked a ham today