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Lyndon B's Johnson
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Chad vs Virgin Meme
January 11, 2026 at 7:14 PM
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Also, the Winter Warlock is a trans allegory.
"Mr. Warlock?"
"It's Winter, actually."
The Winter Warlock, pre-transition Winter, having received gifts and love, melts his frosty exterior and is kind
December 20, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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He grows out a beard and adopts a nom de Guerre of Santa Claus to avoid recognition
Chris Kringle grows out his beard to avoid recognition
December 20, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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This man is a terrorist wanted dead or alive
Chris Kringle
December 20, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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Santa Claus is Coming to Town is a story about radicalization and taking direct action against the state.
Santa Claus is Comin' to Town poster
December 20, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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Bongo Down
December 18, 2025 at 1:07 PM
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90s fighting baseball videogame names
December 17, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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Muppet and Commander: The Far Side of the World
A still from Muppet Treasure Island showing Kermit as Captain Smollett and Sam Eagle as Mr. Arrow.
December 7, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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He eben on my neezer till I scrooge
An illustration from A Christmas Carol where Ebenezer Scrooge is visited by the Ghost of Christmas Present
December 6, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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My band's new album art
A drawing of the stimulacra incident. Several scientists in white coats stand around a room where a radioactive sphere emits dangerous radiation.
December 5, 2025 at 8:58 PM
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Republicans screeching about a Muslim Socialist from Africa
A screenshot of SpongeBob SquarePants. Sandy Cheeks stands stop the knotted tongue (labelled Obama) of the massive Alaskan Bull Worm (labelled Mamdani)
November 5, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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In the same way that Frank Sinatra was perfect in From Here to Eternity, a taught dramatic thriller full of taut, unstated sexuality

Shane Gilllis should play John C. Woods in a black comedy about a drunk American NCO who is bad at hanging Nazis correctly
John C Woods, the American soldier who carried out the hangings of Nazi war criminals after World War 2 Close-up of Shane Gilllis with the caption "I'm gonna black out at work today."
July 10, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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Save me Carnitas

Carnitas save me
A tray of carnitas
July 5, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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My grandfather was there and took photos.
Black and white photo of Mussolini and his mistress, hanging upside down after being executed Black and white photo, close-up of Mussolini hanging upside down after execution
April 29, 2025 at 1:52 PM
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Timex Weekender in 38mm or 40mm, affordable and classical look. Very customizable in face and band.
Timex Weekender with white face and OD green band Timex Weekender with green face and black band
April 22, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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"Gender is biological," I mutter to myself while strapping on my Cry-Tek Tactical Tyke Assault Bjorn in Desert Daddy Tan
A man in black clothing wearing a tan tactical baby carrier with baby slung in front.
March 19, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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Don't sleep on the humble bisque #soupseason
A seafood bisque with shrimp, avocado, and green onions in a red bowl
December 10, 2024 at 3:43 PM
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On the left of the image John Lennon and Chuck Berry collaborate together on a song. Chuck Berry's face is contorted with consternation and rage. On the right side of the image is Yoko Ono who is screaming over the song John and Chuck are playing. John and Yoko are labelled Tsar Nicholas II and Rasputin respectively. Chuck is labelled "everyone else in Russia".
December 6, 2024 at 6:40 PM
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Swapping out the Keurig pod at work
A man standing in a field wearing Vietnam-era militia clothing loads a grenade round into the M203 grenade launcher under his M16.
December 6, 2024 at 5:41 PM
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Now, your Honor, I'm just humble, small-town country offensive coordinator, but if we take a look at the footage again we can see here, right here, my client being absolutely mauled by four of the biggest linemen God ever put forth in his creation. I put to you sir, does that not constitute a clear and present danger to my client? The ball is not in his hands, nor anywhere near him. And yet, these behemoths made flesh felt it appropriate to treat my client like four dogs fighting over a leftover t-bone. Is this not the rulebook DEFINITION of pass interference?
December 6, 2024 at 3:42 PM
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Your mom asked me over for dinner #soupseason
A grocery store shelf displays a soup mixes. The variety is "Cock flavored soup mix". There is a chicken as well, but this may be a coincidence.
December 1, 2024 at 11:54 PM
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November 24, 2024 at 3:24 PM
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In times of crisis, a #GoodLunch is an act of rebellion
A bowl of seafood bisque next to a tray of cheddar biscuits
November 15, 2024 at 6:41 PM
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It's rough out there
Make sure to eat a #GoodLunch
A red bowl on a cutting board containing a pasta dish. The dish is made of farfalle noodles, hot Italian sausage, dates, parsley, and a creme sauce.
November 14, 2024 at 5:26 PM
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We #TeamSoup up in here sick boy
A red bowl on a cutting board. Inside the bowl is a seafood bisque with a slice of toasted bread
November 13, 2024 at 9:24 PM